Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 7

[lodwick]

Excellent first person account of Bataan and more

[Darksheare]

Everybody ran from me!!

[Mo1]

Hey there Horsie .. have you seen this?

Adrienne T. Samen, 18, shown in this police photo spent part of her wedding night in a jail cell Saturday, Aug. 16, 2003, after police said she hurled things at reception hall workers who closed the bar. Samen, was arrested on criminal mischief and breach of peace charges after police responded to The Mill on the River restaurant in South Windsor, Conn. When workers there closed the bar, Samen allegedly began throwing things, including wedding cake and vases, inside the restaurant. (AP Photo/Police photo)

[Mo1]

And this is news???

LOL .. just kidding

[Mo1]

Today's phone events are that she is mad that Jessie doesn't remember something that happened when they were in kindergarten and now Jessie is pacing the house in tears

I told Jessie, that this better stop and stop fast or I will put an end to it and there won't be any more phone calls

[Darksheare]

Of course it's news, they didn't SAY they were running away!
*chuckle*

[Darksheare]

My fix: "If she was really your friend, would she be screaming at you about things like this?"
Answer: No.
Response: Fixed, no longer your friend.
I like it!

[Mo1]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. that makes better sense

[Mo1]

That would be my response .. Jessie is too much of a push over .. My middle girl Dana is the one that has a good attitude .. she'd just walk away

[Cuttnhorse]

LOL!! Great photo...what a darling bride. Any bets on how long the marriage will last??

[Darksheare]

Yeah, parenting is hell.
Nice to hear that the middle kid has a better attitude about it.

Love the "drunken Bride Rampage" article.
Makes me want to sing the song, "What do you do with a runaway sailor"

[Mo1]

Depends on if she's violated her parole or not


Here's a joke from my dad in law


An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.

"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.

"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta go."

"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.

"Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started urinating on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

[Mo1]

Nice to hear that the middle kid has a better attitude about it.

She's a hoot .. the looks she gives could kill .. *L*

[Cuttnhorse]

I think it's, "what do you do with a drunkin sailor"...and the next verse goes, "put him on the bridge of an EXON tanker."

[Mo1]

According to the American Medical Association, sleeping less has been linked to big guts on men. They say getting more quality sleep creates lean tissue. So women, next time you see your man sprawled on the couch over the weekend, remember he's working out. ~ Jay Leno

[Darksheare]

My sister is like that!

[Darksheare]

Put him on the bridge of an exxon tanker!
I love it!

[Mo1]

*L* .. yes, I think your sister would get a kick out of Dana

[null and void]

Any bets on how long the marriage will last??

That depends on how much insurance the groom has...

[null and void]

...pull out the plug and wet him all over...