The Hobbit Hole IV – The Road Goes Ever On…

[Destructor]

"I fart in your general direction English pig dog."

The Hobbit Hole is DOOMED!!!

[Prof Engineer]

I was referring the the troll, not Gidget. I saw the full photo, with you holding her collar.

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Ahhh, admit it, you just want to run up your post total for the week, don't you!

[Rebelbase]

Ha, you are screwed! There are the Histories of Middle Earth and the Silmarillion that have yet to be considered.

[Destructor]

"Shows how much you know. August 2004 will be about the release time for the ROTK DVD..."

Darn! I forgot about that. That'll add at least six months, but the result will ultimately be the same! All I have to do is wait...

[2Jedismom]

Mrsnad...

Here is Matthew, shortly after I ran him out the back door!

[Prof Engineer]

Ahhh, admit it, you just want to run up your post total for the week, don't you!

ROFLOL

[Destructor]

"Ha, you are screwed! There are the Histories of Middle Earth and the Silmarillion that have yet to be considered."

So, who will write the book for the next movie? Last time I checked J.R.R. Tolkein was holding on valiantly in his fight to remain dead!

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

You know, when you said you had to chase one of the Jedis out of the house with a chicken, I had a completely different mental image.

[RosieCotton]

I run in and he's sittin' there screaming there is a BOT FLY bothering him!

I really didn't need to see that!

But of course I clicked the link...

Still waiting to hear back from the bank. They said it might be as early as mid-afternoon. I'm stressin'...but shouldn't be.

[g'nad]

All I have to do is wait...

and open yer welfare checks...

yuh know, the Hole's days probably are numbered... but that's okay... cuz the friendships built here will go on...

so feel free to post yer pathetic, pedantic psycho-babble here... it amuses us...

[Destructor]

"Ahhh, admit it, you just want to run up your post total for the week, don't you!"

DOOMED!!!

[2Jedismom]

Well, I dunno what you mean, but that is exactly how he came in the house...holding that chicken just like that. Walked right in and stood in the living room and I was getting the clothes out of the washer. I hollered "Get that chicken outta the house!"

[RosieCotton]

You know, when you said you had to chase one of the Jedis out of the house with a chicken, I had a completely different mental image.

Heh...I had to read that a coupla times myself. I had this imagine of 2J brandishing poor Roy by the tail and chansing Matthew all around the yard...

[Prof Engineer]

Time's up Troll...

[ksen]

I keep trying to tell them we don't have Bot flies in this part of the country!

What on earth are you learnin' him woman!?!?

Get this, after church yesterday Jacob's (my 6 year old) Sunday School teacher came up to me and said she had to tell me something. I was thinking "Uh oh, what's he done?"

One of Jacob's friends was showing off and saying "I'm going to write my name in cursive." That must have rubbed Jake the wrong way because he told the kid "Oh yeah? I'm going to write my name in Greek." Which he promptly did, as best he could.

I'm trying to teach myself Greek and one day I was talking with Jacob about it and I told him that his name in Greek would be Iakob because Greek doesn't have "J"'s like we do. It must have rubbed off a little bit because we looked at his paper and he had written "Yacob" in the space for his name. ;^)

[300winmag]

Steve has witnessed people actually loosing items, tools and such...he tries to get them back.

If I can return it, I do. I found an ATM card still in the machine, asking if another withdrawl was wanted. I could have probably pushed the card back in, and drained the guy's account. Instead, I dropped the card in the night depository box, where the bank folks could find it.

After I left the bank once (the same branch mentioned above), I got around to counting my cash, and found that the teller overpaid me by $400. I hustled back to the bank, and quietly mentioned to her that she overpaid, so at least she wouldn't get in trouble with management.

One thing I didn't return was a 200-lb chute from a cement truck. He went flying around the corner, and the chute came loose and almost struck my truck. I figured he deserved to lose that chute, so I left it along the side of the road.

[Destructor]

"so feel free to post yer pathetic, pedantic psycho-babble here... it amuses us..."

DOOMED!!!

[2Jedismom]

Ah, don't be too hard on Dee...he's our favorite troll! Been with us a long time and it wouldn't be the Hole without him.

[Destructor]

Yeah, yer right! Lunch break is over. Another time Professor!