Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 032

Online News ^ | 01/29/2002 | Unknown

[grannie9]

He just got up, and the chest hurts, but "everything" else seems to look A-OK..;)

He has a black eye, a bruised forehead, and a beat up nose, but the knee feels pretty good. He's supposed to be on crutches, but he threw those aside and took off his cast.

Hey, what can I say?

What bothered him the most yesterday was the heartburn.. They were kind enough to give him one small Pepsid at the hospital.. I'll bet that costs something too..what do you think? lol

[grannie9]

It's a lady.. lol

[Kathleen]

Ooops..lol.

No more tree climbing for Al for awhile...yikes.

He'll probably go around telling everyone that you beat him up...;-)

[lodwick]

Wow.

Creating other kinds of tension - thanks for the break.

Cheers all.

[Darksheare]

Naaah. She flashed him the chest rays and he lost his grip on the tree.
That's what he gets for going 'bananas' and climbing trees like Magilla Gorilla.
*Nudge nudge* *poke poke*

[Kathleen]

*snort*

[lodwick]

[Darksheare]

And Saddam's double, Sodum Mouse-stain makes an appearance?

[Darksheare]

Heck, I lose my grip on objects I'm hanging from when flashed the chest ray.
It seems to have a temporary paraylisis effect on men.
And there seems to be no antidote or cure except gayness.

[grannie9]

Al must have been chest ray-ed by Bertie. She was out there with him.. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.. I better check on that sitch' a little more..

Of course I have Dino, so who really cares???? ;)

[Darksheare]

I dunno... you seem to have the deviousness to do such a thing to a guy.
"Hi! Look down here!" *Poom, chest ray*
Response:
"Oooh! Augh. Falling!" *Thud*

[Darksheare]

'Course, you know I'm only ribbing you.
that and, a guy hanging from a tree would have to let go amnyway.
The male reflex to the chest ray is to reach out and touch what he is looking at.
One must let go of the tree in order to use one's hands.
That's when gravity takes over.

Yes, I've already run afoul of that.

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

Dick Smothers Jr., adult film actor and son of veteran humorist Dick Smothers of the Smothers Brothers, is shown with co-star Rebecca Love in a scene from the adult film 'Sex for Sale'. Smothers Jr. has starred in several adult films and hopes to capitalize on the Smothers name and expand his involvement in porn films to the entire creative process. (Cable Entertainment Distributors via Reuters)

Good job Dick, Jr.

[lodwick]

A young man taking part in an Earth First protest near Mount Madonna County Park died Tuesday night after falling about 100 feet from a redwood tree where he had been living.

The man, who remained unidentified as of late Wednesday, is the first tree-sitter in California to die after tumbling from a tree.

``We're pretty much in shock and trying to decide what to do,'' said Tim Ward, a member of the Santa Cruz contingent of Earth First.

Ward said the man was in his mid-20s and had recently come to Santa Cruz. He was homeless, Ward said, before deciding to join a tree-sit protest against Redwood Empire, the San Jose-based firm now logging the approximately 50-acre site.

``We've been trying to find out what caused him to fall,'' Ward said.

Well, doh...read this thread and learn something.

[Darksheare]

"Pwease don't cut thown my twee!"
*Thud*

[lodwick]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him
down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag
of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is soooooo much cheaper.
So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!

[Darksheare]

HMmmmm.
Wonder what my wife would do if I told her to roll her own.

[grannie9]

Hi Darks. I just got a break from cooking and baking. My ghod am I tired..and my back hurts. I can't chest flashe or whatever it is today.

Now I have to empty the dishwasher and fill it up again. If I ever come back from the dead, next time I want to be a man.. :(

[grannie9]

I just stoked one up.. and I would kill you if you told me to roll my own. Ohhhhhhhh damn.. I missed my coffee.

Guess I'll have to have a Ball-buster tonight.. ;)