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To: grannie9
So, he's conspiring with the manatees?
781
posted on
02/20/2003 5:01:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(<====Drawing an eightball with an eyeball inside...)
To: grannie9
Hmmm..
Why not?
I'm affable enough.
782
posted on
02/20/2003 5:02:40 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(<====Drawing an eightball with an eyeball inside...)
To: lodwick
That would be funny...
I think.
Not sure as she'd be able to deal well with me.
Especially with the sanity blinking in and out over the course of a few seconds...
783
posted on
02/20/2003 5:04:08 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(<====Drawing an eightball with an eyeball inside...)
To: grannie9
Forty seven years, in April, will do it.. ...!!! I hereby nominate you for a medal of honor. Hmmmmm...on second thought, I hereby nominate you for sainthood. ;-)
To: lodwick
I'll have you know that I'm as sober as Judge Ito.. Just finished supper, and I'm ready to roll.
I love this place.. they shoot of firecrackers all the time.. It's sounds like a party night tonight, and it's only Monday.. ;)
785
posted on
02/20/2003 5:14:43 PM PST
by
grannie9
(to bed.. lol)
To: Kathleen
A few seconds it right.. Bammmm.. that sucker is gone again.. Hello??? Darks..? Are you out there????
786
posted on
02/20/2003 5:16:36 PM PST
by
grannie9
(son of a gun is gone again...)
To: grannie9
How the hell did I post to Kathy? I must be gone.. lol
To: Kathleen
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh there you are.. lol lol lol.. I really do have to go to bed...
Good thing I wasn't drinking, huh?
788
posted on
02/20/2003 5:18:33 PM PST
by
grannie9
(riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)
To: Kathleen
Sorry Kath.. All our friends call Al, Saint Alfred.. That is no lie.. Poor man...
Hey, what's a woman to do?
789
posted on
02/20/2003 5:20:28 PM PST
by
grannie9
(I tried Porcelana)
To: grannie9
It's been a long day, Gran. Sleep well...we'll catch you in the morning. Or in my case, afternoon since I won't be near a computer for most of the day. :-(
(Judge Ito...rotf..rotfl...)
790
posted on
02/20/2003 5:21:56 PM PST
by
Kathleen
(smoooooch)
To: Kathleen
Smoooooch deary... See you tomorrow.. Will miss you until you check in.. ;)
791
posted on
02/20/2003 5:23:24 PM PST
by
grannie9
(I had a kink today too.. Hmmmmmm)
To: grannie9
Saint Alfred??? lol.. I'm quite sure he would have been bored to tears long ago without you in his life, Gran. ;-)
To: Kathleen
Bored maybe.. but a lot more serene... I have always been a lot to handle.. Not too many people could have done it.. sigh..
In all things... be honest.. ;)
793
posted on
02/20/2003 5:26:16 PM PST
by
grannie9
(If it wasn't for the barn, we would probably have split up... ;))
To: grannie9
A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich." The Madam says, "For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf." The trucker says, "I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
794
posted on
02/20/2003 5:28:41 PM PST
by
lodwick
(Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
To: grannie9
So the secret to a happy marriage is having a barn?? Hmmmm...... :-)
rotflmao...you were made for each other, Gran. He'd have been bored without you. ;-)
To: Kathleen
"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife now has it too."
"Son of a bitch!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"
796
posted on
02/20/2003 5:33:33 PM PST
by
lodwick
(Plan as if you'll live forever, live as though today's the last. No regrets.)
To: Kathleen
I can honestly say..I don't think he is ever bored.. Actually, his ass doesn't know if it's burnt or bored.. So sad.. really...
797
posted on
02/20/2003 5:35:32 PM PST
by
grannie9
(If it wasn't for the barn, we would probably have split up... ;))
To: lodwick
LOL Loddy!
798
posted on
02/20/2003 5:37:27 PM PST
by
Kathleen
(cutting and pasting furiously...)
To: lodwick
LOL LOL.. for both of them..
799
posted on
02/20/2003 5:37:44 PM PST
by
grannie9
(If it wasn't for the barn, we would probably have split up... ;))
To: grannie9
Just keep his a$$ away from the grill, Gran. ;-)
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