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Olsen Twins Arrested at Anti-War Demonstration (PARODY)
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Posted on 01/22/2003 7:47:40 AM PST by goliath
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:47:40 AM PST
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goliath
To: goliath
LOL! Only a few more years and they will be legal and able to be thrown in the county lockup..
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:50:34 AM PST
by
ewing
To: goliath
Will I get banned if I say the twins are a waste of their mother's egg?
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:51:10 AM PST
by
Ken522
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:51:23 AM PST
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To: ewing
What does the Mary Kate and Ashley Olson Countdown Clock have to say about that?
Sorry. Straying into Scott Ritter country, there.
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:53:14 AM PST
by
gridlock
(Blocking the box since 1999)
To: goliath
>"Dressed in the
latest design from the
Olsen Twins' G.I. Jane Collection..."
All of existence
is just one long commercial
opportunity!
To: Ken522
That's "eggs" to you, bud. They are fraternal twins.
And also the article is a joke. But you knew that.
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:54:35 AM PST
by
SarahW
To: goliath
"All this talk of war is freaking us out," Mary-Kate told BSNN.net, "and after watching a rerun of China Beach , Ashley and I are convinced there is a better way." Sounds like the twins put a lot of thought into their decision. If the dems ever win back control of the White House, these two idiots would make fine National Security Advisors for the rats.
To: goliath
Lol, many will think this is true.
I saw a tv news blurb about tv teens net worth, they estimated the Olson twins fortune @ 75 million. Not bad.
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:56:08 AM PST
by
csvset
To: goliath
The Ashley Twins = Scott Ritter Dream Team
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:56:46 AM PST
by
YaYa123
To: goliath; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; hellinahandcart; dennisw
"After two hours in the lockup, they were bailed out by friend and fellow activist Scott Ritter."
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:57:00 AM PST
by
dighton
To: csvset
Not bad, indeed.
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:58:08 AM PST
by
goliath
To: goliath
"President Bush has declared 'either with us or against us,'" sneered Ashley, "and Mary-Kate and I refuse to allow that doo-doo brain to speak for us. He ain’t exactly Josiah Bartlett, ya know."
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:58:14 AM PST
by
woofie
To: American Blood
p-a-r-o-d-y
To: goliath
Okay, what's the over-under on the number of responses who think this is legit? >:)
-Eric
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:58:40 AM PST
by
E Rocc
(though to be fair some "legit" Hollywooder opinions have less justification.)
To: csvset
a little off...their real worth is 300 million AFTER TAXES
and they are God Fearing girls and mannered to beat the drum...secret as Johnny Carson and reverent
dem's da facts
To: csvset
I am sorry but I never heard of the Olsen twins! Who are they? What TV show or movie have they been in?
To: Ken522
"Will I get banned if I say the twins are a waste of their mother's egg? "
No you won't but they are a waste of their mothers' EGGS. They are not identical twins
drjoe
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posted on
01/22/2003 7:59:22 AM PST
by
drjoe
To: American Blood
The article is satire. Go easy on the twins.
To: goliath
BTW, the article is a HUMOR PARODY, for those who don't get it.
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posted on
01/22/2003 8:01:59 AM PST
by
SauronOfMordor
(To see the ultimate evil, visit the Democrat Party)
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