Gas Passers Sitting Happy

FoxNews ^ | 16 January 2003 | Amy C. Sims

[Grampa Dave]

The moderator has the right to determine if this really qualifies as Breaking News!.

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[johniegrad]

I thought this was going to be about tort reform for anesthesiologists.

[ErnBatavia]

This could qualify as a "Pfffft" versus the standard "Zot"....

[Argus]

gas passers who have cleared rooms or blamed the dog for far too long.

It really is my dog, especially after he's been eating that honey-cured ham.

[Grampa Dave]

I see that the moderator decided that was not Breaking News! :)

Happy Gas Passers was code in hospitals that the anesthesiologists were enjoying what they did a little too much.

[Tall_Texan]

Cushions can take about 450 toots before they need a filter change,

OMG, what scientific study determined this?? Who did the counting and who got to determine when the filter needed changing?

LOL!

[Grampa Dave]

It got PFFTed instead of Zotted and was moved to the chat section.

[Mo1]

[Grampa Dave]

OUr 23 month old grandson, Bubba Bam Bam, needs this stuff in his Pampers!

He will sit or stand and grin at you while saying "Toot! Toot!"

He has been known to clear an entire family room of adults and toddlers who can run.

[Grampa Dave]

I can imagine being a Toot Counter would not be a job that you would brag about.

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks, you are worse than I am.

I knew that you would post that stinky cartoot again!

Consider this a chuckle/sanity break from the Freepathon!:)

[Tall_Texan]

Well, it could have been a research grant paid for with our tax dollars...

[Mo1]

Thanks, you are worse than I am.

I consider that an honor .. hehe

[Grampa Dave]

For about 20 years, we had this very large and very gassy German Short Haired Pointer.

Whenever we would take her in a vehicle, she would go in toot overdrive. We would only let her ride in the back of a station wagon.

I bought an old Blazer, and one of my sons put a couple of vents in the top over the back section. Then he put an eye bolt in to attach her choke chain to keep her in the back section. This worked very well, the air from the vent and windows in the front swept back to her area and flowed out the new vents. We did learn not to stop the Blazer and stay in it if she was still in.

[Grampa Dave]

Hey if our tax $'s are going to study flatus! Lets have human flatus studied instead of cow flatus like the Greens have done.

[Grampa Dave]

This is all your fault!

[Argus]

My dog is also a German shorthair pointer. Sweetest dog in the world, but man. Must be all that German cooking.

[Grampa Dave]

I know the two of you are really into any threads about natural gas.

So this ping is just for you!

[Grampa Dave]

My dad used to raise German Shorthairs in the 1940's.

This was before canned dog food and during the war. He used to cook their food from whole grains, cabbage, carrots, potatoes, corn meal and meat scraps.

He feed them once a day. I learned never to get near those dogs until about 8 hours after he fed them this rocket fuel.