Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 030

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[grannie9]

We can work on it.. One out of three isn't bad.. ;)

Habs will go first... He's the right man for the yob..

Young.. likes to explore strange things and places.. Knowing him, he will have his silk jammie place set up before we get there.. Hope they have stuff for his salad spinner... 8-O

[Darksheare]

Bad news. Probably can't find a decent beam. At least, not with current tech.
Unless everyone doesn't mind being naked and lobotomized at some unknown destination....

[Darksheare]

Okers. I'll bring the odd equipment and the rack.. gotta torment any IRS agentettes that show up. Oh, and silkies, 550 cord chafes the wrists so bad and all that....

[grannie9]

LOLOL..rofl... You nut.. See I knew you were the right man for the yob.

I will lay down awhile now to think about it.. Just took my earache meds.. and need to be horizontal from lack of sleep..

I'll let you think big.. while I think small.. ;) K?

We might need lots of that cord to calm the savage "beasts" like Habs and AC.. ;)

[Darksheare]

Okers, but the 550 cord has other uses as well...

[Darksheare]

Yet another insight into the method of madness that is my sister's mind:
The sinister bi-polar cow chewed the corn husk while staring menacingly at the school boys that passed by.....

[Sundog]

That one is fit to take to market. High gloss, translucent plastic, real shells embedded in it, there has to be a market.

Cheers.

[grannie9]

Yeah... I wonder if I could get it to light up somehow..?Be a nice nite-lite...... Hmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

[grannie9]

Your sister needs to escape from you... NOW!!!

[grannie9]

It does? Give us a few for-instances.. I think I know what the rack is for.. unless you have a different use than we use in the barn...

[Darksheare]

Well, on the rack, the person is spread eagled and that's useful for (censored).
550 cord keeps the wrists still, but it chafes, so the silkies have to be around the wrists to prevent that.

[Darksheare]

Actually, she wants to (also) be almost as wierd as I.
She also said:
"The pork rinds jittered happily as their would be attacker became the victim when he suffered a massive heart attack."

[grannie9]

Ohhhhhhhh baaaaaaaaaaaby.. it sounds too late for her.

She's alllllll ate up.. ;)

[lodwick]

I'm not dead, yet, but my ISP is!

Hope to be up and running in another week...getting lotsa stuff done in the interim. JL

[grannie9]

Oh good Loddy.. I'm glad you stopped it to tell us it is only your ISP..

It will be good to see you back full-time..

[Darksheare]

It is too late. She grew up being treated as a little brother.
(Hey, what did my brother and I know about raising GIRLS?)
So when a little snot nosed punk went to hand her a frog, she turned around and chased HIM with it....

[westmex]

......Westy.....

[acnielsen guy]

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Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge Units are feet
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