Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 029

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[Darksheare]

Health risk to who?

[grannie9]

They sure are..... Yours... ;)

[Darksheare]

She likes watching me scare the freaks in the mall too much.
I guess it's something when you can dress conservatively and the goth freaks will move out of your way.

[null and void]

I have an arrangement with my daughter, she doesn't wear bare midrifts in public, and I won't either...

[lodwick]

Heck of a deal with the girl child there Nully. Though I hope she's too sharp to want to appear the ho in public, or anywhere else for that matter.

There's a convenience store where I caffeinate each morning, across from a high school, and some of the costumes, hair treatments, piercings, and gear are simply unbelievable. Lots of butt cleavage and rackage on display these days.

[lodwick]

Heck of a deal with the girl child there Nully. Though I hope she's too sharp to want to appear the ho in public, or anywhere else for that matter.

There's a convenience store where I caffeinate each morning, across from a high school, and some of the costumes, hair treatments, piercings, and gear are simply unbelievable. Lots of butt cleavage and rackage on display these days.

[lodwick]

Burp - excuse me!

What the heck's up with FR?

[Darksheare]

My Step-daughter wanted to wear a spandex two-piece catsuit outside.
I told her she'd be too easy to kidnap and rape.
She chided me as being too, "out of it."
As she was saying that I promptly picked her up, spun her about and yanked on the backside of said suit.
She finally conceded that I was right, after the shocked look dropped from her face.

She changed into blue jeans and a sweater.
Sometimes I regret being that mean.

[null and void]

Sometimes I regret being that mean.

Don't. Just remember it the next time a girl gets kidnapped.

You won't have to wait long...

[null and void]

Oh sure NOW. Where were they when I was in high school?

[Darksheare]

No, unfortunately.
But I sure got an earful from the missus about it.
Something along the lines of 'that was illegal and perverted' from teh missus.
She didn't seem to object to kid going outside dressed like that.
At least, not if I objected to it.

Still steams me up when I hear about what some kids do these days.

[null and void]

Sounds like my ex...

[Darksheare]

Ex wouldn't happen to be named Lori, now?
Naah, probably not.
On teh brighter side, I get to come here and let teh wierdness flow away into the blackness, thus saving myself from costly mental meltdowns....

I hope. (Is it working?)

[null and void]

Nope. Margaret. No coincidence that the pain-in-the-arse girl in Dennis the Menace is named Margaret, IMHO.

Never marry a liberal, you can't convert someone who knows

[null and void]

*sigh* Something ate the rest of my post:

with every fiber of her being that she is so so much better that you.

Hope it works for both of us, bro...

[westmex]

I never made it down to the Yucatan..Was getting ready to when the Zapatistas had their uprising in Jan 94..The lady friend was scared to go, so the trip was postponed and never revived...We heard later there was no trouble with the RV group except a lot of military check points...The Vagabundos run two month trips down there starting on 1 Feb....Would have been a great trip...Oh well....

The people who run Villa La Guacamaya are from the Seattle area. I picked up the URL for their site some place and corresponded with them for awhile about it. It was a mess at first, they had a kid as webmaster and he didn't know how to set it up for all browsers...Looks like a nice place to loaf around for awhile...In my next life perhaps...lol..

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