Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 028

OnLine News ^ | 1/29/2002 | Unknown

[grannie9]

Here's a big hug, for a good sport. Happy Birthday AC..;)

[Neets]

I hear you are having the big one today???

Birthday I mean!!!!

wooo hooooo

You'd make a mighty fine cheese you ole coot!!!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[habs4ever]

Happy Birthday, ACe! Word is that Grannie came across finally and gave you the thrill of a lifetime.Make sure to head to the clinic right away!The docs may wonder at how someone as old as you got such a bad case of the dose ;-)

I guess you'll be in the bar all day now? Telling enormous fish stories, like the one about sipping cognac with the Pope??Have a good day, and eat drink and be merry :-)

[habs4ever]

Did he refer to you as a pig in a poke, or was that just the moonshine talkin'?

[grannie9]

He saaaid, that he didn't want to buy a Pig in a Poke..but he ended up such a sweet talka that I would feel bad chargin. I"d much ratha squeeze a Mortgage out of the old geeza...;)

[grannie9]

He saaaid, that he didn't want to buy a Pig in a Poke..but he ended up such a sweet talka that I would feel bad chargin. I"d much ratha squeeze a Mortgage out of the old geeza...;)

[grannie9]

W'all I'll be horn-swoggled.. How'd that happen?

[habs4ever]

You burped up some Camo all down your front overalls.That is real good tipple ;-)

That site must be Canadian, as only we use 40oz's....

[grannie9]

Izzzzzzat riiiight? You have lots of Home Boys up there?

I did not burb that s'pensive Camo. Ya think I'd waist somethin the old geez bought me?

Don't get that good stuff too ofen..;)

[Kathleen]

Wearing a skin-tight, seqined dress, somewhat tighter than it once was, due to overindulgence in Gran's sugar cookies, in a breathless, little-girl voice:

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday, dear Captain

Happy Birthday to you.

(big smile)

And wishing you many more. ;-)

(be still my heart after seeing your #737...lol) ;-)

[Kathleen]

I'll get Kathleen to help.. ;)

Can I wear my fishnet stockings, too? ;-)

[lodwick]

Goes best with: lootin and a bucket of extra crispy. This is the official 40 of the LA riots and is sponsored by South Central. My pitbulls favorite 40 be the saint. Goes down easy and comes up even easier.

Great catch Captain and Happy B'Day over there!

[lodwick]

You guys are killing me. It's still too early here. ;-)

[Darksheare]

Ah yes, 9w, a great road to watch motorcyclists launch themselves over the guardrail on. (1998)
I try to stay away from those roads even on good days.

Did you hear what happened on 218? They had closed it due to the snow, and no sooner did they re-open it that someone in an SUV went sideways and rolled it in the center of everything.
They had to reclose 218 because of that idiot.

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

A restful day to all

[Darksheare]

That's about right.

[lodwick]

[Darksheare]

I wanted to make a joke website that perported to show someone's backside turning lobster red in the sun... in real time.

[Darksheare]

I can only guess why she'd be grinning.