Freeoples Thread 342

[Canadian Outrage]

Would ya believe we can't seem to get any snow to speak of?? It's just plain weird. We are usually freezing our butts by now and it does get cold at night but it is DRY. They are really worried about this dryness as there will be no snowpak to melt in the spring. That gives all the orchardists a big problem. To me, if it isn't white, it isn't Christmasy.

[Canadian Outrage]

How did THAT happen??? WAKE UP PRENTICE!! hex hex - fofl.

[westmex]

You just stuttered is all....happens to the best of us...lol
........Westy.....

[Mo1]

WOW ... you might get snow also ..

Good Morning Y'all

[Mo1]

I just looked at the time - I won't be getting any comments until tomorrow - lol

Nope .. I was out cold .. slept the whole night ..

[Mo1]

I got this in an email .. Is #14 correct??



A Dearest letter that I composed to our beloved Ex-President...........


Dear Mr. Ex-President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am
sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones,
Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and
Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them,
but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all
you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to
know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person
may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the
movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look
truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the
5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the
country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments
from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and
32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations"
carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really
didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well
deserving
group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of
your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your
cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to
have them rejoin society.

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that
Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the
housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House
for vandalizing and destroying government property on the
way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China,
silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnet ic
compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings
means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet
fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million
dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10
million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to
let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta
blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and
imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Pal-
estinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political
prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with
blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton,
and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted"
that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One
of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV
networks at the time that the terrorists were first
identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why
shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU
(once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.


SINCERELY,
A US Citizen

PS Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this
wonderful factual e-mail.

[Mo1]

ONLY READ IF YOU CAN KEEP A SECRET

UN chief issues secret orders for war in Iraq

[lodwick]

14 is correct Mo.

[Mo1]

I didn't know that

And Hillary and Bill have the balls to say ANYTHING about President Bush??

I was watching Fox News this morning and they had a military guy on saying how glad he was to finally have a commander in chief he could support and that allowed the military to actually do their job

I almost fell off my chair ..

[null and void]

Dunno, but it does sound like him, doesn't it?

[lodwick]

LOL - it'll be our little secret Mo.

[Mo1]

FOFL .. I just got a letter from my senator, Rick Santorum, normally letters I receive are a general computer printed letters but this one started out saying ..

Dear Mrs Mo1

Thank you for contacting me regarding recent information posted on Free Republic.com. I appreciate hearing from you and having the benefit of your views.

Think there is any chance he became a Freeper .. LOL

[null and void]

Brings a big smile to my face

[null and void]

Yer reallllly lucky you know. This is my Sentatrix:

[null and void]

And how I feel about her

[Windshark]

The holley and the ivy.....

[null and void]

Or maybe this...

[null and void]

Bad Cop Nully, no donut funkle...

[Windshark]

Dear Mrs. Mo 1,

Today I was logging on to the threads and accidentally caused the poster "null and void" to lose his funkling stature.

Do you think I caused irrevocable pyschological pain?

Yours Truly,
The honorable Senator Rick Santorum.

[Servant of the Nine]

And how I feel about her

I thought it was the English, not the Irish, who went for that kinky flogging/birching stuff?

So9