The Ultimate Vanity Thread

My brain | 11/22/02 | FTH

[Landru]

""While the screen name may seem a contradiction in terms, it is, nevertheless, the real deal."

You're playing to the chorus, neighbor.

"BTW. Are you of the body?"

Yea, damned right I am.
I am, "The Body."
Although some have insisted I wasn't the whole thing; rather, only the sphincter part of the anus. (~"asshole" for those in Rio Linda...)

Naturally, a jamoke gets just one chance to punk-off like that to Landru & so, they've since been absorbed.
Today one may find these speakers of heresy residing as mere molecules of my flatulance, in the vast atmosphere of Beta III.
Something you might wanna keep in mind?

"A Trek fan."

That's great.
We should have a lot of fun in the future drawing parallels & analogies to these wierd times we live.

...ain't that hard to do.

[Landru]

"Now that I think about it, appropriating other folks' tax credits and using the cash to make outlandish bets with only a slim chance of winning would explain a lot."

Well that may or may not be the case; but, I've some *friendly* -- & free -- advise for you nonetheless, j.
Listen-up...
When you're around this guy?
Put your wallet in your front pocket.
Now if that pocket has a button, use it.
Understand??

Just remember it's not your jewels he'll be grabbin' for if/when he makes a move.
OK?

"I just wonder where the rest of the loot goes? He couldn't possibly be spendin' it all on 40-ounce Icehouse's."

I dunno 'bout that.
Ever see this guy's breadbasket?
KeyyyyrissssT!

...could very well be going on 80-ouncers, guy.

[conservativemusician]

LMAO!

Gotta love the " ...absorbed... molecules... " comment.

Ya think the Dolman of Elas was a democrat?

The Gorn was a commie.

[stand watie]

TRUE!

[FreeTheHostages]

"You'll never find the MudCave, my FRiend..."

So how much you payin' me to keep it quiet?

This entire colloquy assumes that I am LOOKING for the MudCave, which in fact is not the case. Hence, I suppose, the title of this thread, "the ultimate vanity thread," is well-earned in some quarters! ;) I was only looking for the Real Truth about Mudboy Slim for my excellent unauthorized biography. I thank you all for helping me to discover it.

[FreeTheHostages]

Wow, you're right. Technically I've turned my copy over to the Freeper's Finest people. I think Billie will KILL me if I send her one more follow-up email. Hmm, maybe not, she's so nice, it wouldn't be like her, would it? I'm gonna try.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
"Since that time federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

"Now comes the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." Can't you just see them now, these highly trained men and women in their black outfits with their initials in large white letters across their backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S."

"I feel safer already."

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

"Yers came back to me stamped "incorrect address"...please FReepMail me a REAL address this time...I promise not to visit you unannounced...LOL!!"

Gasp!! Timesink is STILL not in possession of his prize?!! Leaving him to read Lynne Cheney's children's book over and over??!! This is scandalous, or maybe not: Timesink, I did repeatedly warn in the thread that I could only guarantee safe passage of my book.

Muddy, I have the address he gave me which I'll pass on to you. Mine didn't come back, although that may just be because here in DC the postal people really do lose and steal a lot of mail. Kinda a local tradition here.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ever see this guy's breadbasket?"

ROFLMAO!! Mud and situps just don't git along...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"Ya think the Dolman of Elas was a democrat?"

She might've been; an obnoxious & spoiled brat, for sure.
Of course, not after Kirk *first* drained her of all her tears; &, she in-turn drained all his...well, y'know.

BTW, some trivia² for ya.
You unwittingly guessed One* of the *pet* names I call my bride.
Naturally to expidite the flattery, I abberviated it to, "Doli Dahlin'".
But she *does* wear the daggers strapped to her arms & legs with little else, so.

"The Gorn was a commie."

Think so?
Now that you mention it, I think Mudboy Slim reminds me of, "The Gorn."

Of course, we'd call Mudboy something a *bit* different so we could aviod any copyright headaches.
So how about, "The Gord"??
As in & short for, "Out of...?
Or what about, "The Goon."??
Now I think *that'd* really work, huh?

I mean now really, The Gorn had some serious denial issues, right?
So we got a *match*, there.

...& "The Gorn" was also very slow.

[Landru]

"Mud and situps just don't git along..."

HA!!
No I don't suppose they do.

Still, a guy with a bigger heart anywhere on this forum?

...would be damned hard to find.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I wasn't the whole thing; rather, only the sphincter part of the anus."

Ya know, Ol' Buddy, there's self-deprecatin' humor and there's sick self-debasing comments...MUD

[Landru]

Hit the "Abuse" button, then.

...it's right below your nose.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Do you mean THE Legends Brewery? That was some of the best beer I ever had!"

One and the same...in fact, if somehow DNC Chairman McAuliffe gets to next August without gettin' his walkin' papers and/or indictment, I gotta send a case of the stuff to "The Sphincter"...LOL!!

Ain't gonna happen...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...thanks...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...she *does* wear the daggers strapped to her arms & legs with little else, so."

Dude, I love when she does that...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Mud, the Gorn?

Nah, he's got a much bigger vocabulary.

Mud's got the conviction of Kirk's friend (his name escapes me ), you know, the guy with the eyepatch who unfortunately gets killed by Kodos the Executioner's daughter early in the episode.

That is if Kodos represents Clinton!

[conservativemusician]

Get the case. This way one of you will enjoy it. It's good stuff.

" The Sphincter " ROTFLMBO

Landru's a good sport and a fellow Trek fan, he can't possibly be all bad!LOL

[Landru]

"Dude, I love when she does that..."

Yea, but why don'tchu tell everyone the truth, here??
Your loving opin of her was prior to her using one of those daggers which resulted in your being rendered her eunich.
Right?

Of course, she wouldn't have needed a dagger; as, an Xacto Knife would've done the job just as well.
I mean, as long as she had to wear a jeweler's loop?

...my gal's just prone to being overly dramatic, is all.

[FreeTheHostages]

There is no such agency!