Word For The Day, Friday Edition, 11/22/02

The Verbivores | 11/22/02 | Mistress Bella

[camle]

I heard she had them put into paperwaights

[hobbes1]

i knew we were twins!

Are you saying WIATGIPMBRFD also ?

[Argh]

A Russian girl? I know you're always rushin' around after poolboys, rushin' around after grocery boys, rushin' around after delivery boys...

But I didn't call you a commie. I called xs a commie. Being a twin of xs's's's's doesn't make you a commie. It may make you more to be pitied than censured, but it doesn't make you a commie. (Just kidding, xs!!) But you can be a commie too if you decide you like borscht!

[Argh]

She likely does, from what I've heard.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Robert....you aren't a veterinarian, are you?

[hobbes1]

Argh, SWMBRFD, is not a Russian. She is a Pole lock. ; )

[Robert A Cook PE]

Wellllllll, as long as we're bein' candidnadian about it ....

"I'll have you know Mr. Argh, that I am a Russian girl and NO commie!...

I completely agree.

Whyis says she has no problems in the commin' and the beggin' department (Least-wise that's what "she" claims .... but since she's admitted to wearin' out the beg keys I'm a little skeptical .... ). So.

But we know Whyis is one of the fastest girls in the class (though nobody has a problem catching 'er in the swimmin' pool for some reason); so she certainly might be a Rushin' lady.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well my Russian Grandfather liked borscht...... and I can assure you, he was not a communist......lol

[xsmommy]

my grandma called them Bolsheviks....

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well, you know what they say, Russian hands and Roman fingers.............. gotta run....hobbes, I'll have to answer your comment when I get home........

[camle]

t'ain't no swimmin pool. tis a beer vat.

[Argh]

Let me see if I've got this straight. Whyisa is a Russian girl (which I realize does not make her a Commie) from Texas in PA, xs is a Pole Lock girl in Virginia who's a commie-swilling borscht, I mean, borscht-swilling commie, but they're twins like Patty Duke and Patty Duke. No wait, they were cousins. If they'd been kissin' cousins it would have been a nice sapphic show. No wait, then Patty Duke would have been kissing herself, which would be narcissistic. That means Patty Duke is Bill Clinton. But if she was kissin' cousins she'd be Hillary. Not to be confused with the terrific Russian classical pianist Evgeny Kissin.

Nope, it's all too much for one poor Canaduh intellect. I've been hanging out with Robt. too much, obliviously.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Robert....you aren't a veterinarian, are you?

No, no.

though I had ten years in the Navy as Engineering Duty Officer, I'm not a veterinarian.

(A veternmarineian is some old guy with lots of stripes with a T-shirt of bird s*itting on a globe....)

[Argh]

Well my Russian Grandfather liked borscht...... and I can assure you, he was not a communist

Well, if that don't beet all...

[camle]

boy! is my face red!!

[pankot]

The salacious display of femine pulchritude at the Victoria's Secret TV special caused me to severly salivate.

[pankot]

The salacious display of femine pulchritude at the Victoria's Secret TV special caused me to severly salivate.

[NeoCaveman]

What's the best thing to come out of Ann Arbor, MI?
I-75

How do you get a U of Michigan grad off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Michigan's coach, Lloyd Carr is only dressing 20 players for the OSU game.
The rest will have to dress themselves.

[Dan from Michigan]

What's the best thing to come out of Ann Arbor, MI?
I-75

US-23 or I-94.

[E Rocc]

Donald Wildmon's constant hunt for salacious material raises suspicions among the cynical.

-Eric