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Word For The Day, Monday 11/04/02--The VERY Early Morning Addition
The Verbivores | 11/04/02 | Mistress Bella and Miss Rika

Posted on 11/04/2002 12:12:37 AM PST by Bella_Bru

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To: Slip18; maxwell; TheGrimReaper
Our toilet is now in the bathtub.

What you're probably looking at is called a bidet (beeday) in cultured circles...

141 posted on 11/04/2002 12:09:34 PM PST by Argh
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To: TheGrimReaper
That's an Indian-style crapper!

Chinese too. Encountered them in Beijing. But without kilt.

142 posted on 11/04/2002 12:09:36 PM PST by Eala
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To: Slip18
Our driver advised us to keep the car windows up at all times. Seems that the street folk have this scam... many have leprosy and, if you give them money, they WON'T touch you!
143 posted on 11/04/2002 12:09:54 PM PST by TheGrimReaper
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To: Argh
(beeday)

(bee-DAY, not BEE-day, in case someone didn't know)

144 posted on 11/04/2002 12:11:30 PM PST by Eala
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To: TheGrimReaper
Our driver advised us to keep the car windows up at all times. Seems that the street folk have this scam... many have leprosy and, if you give them money, they WON'T touch you!

Pay up, or the piper keeps playing!

Don't you just love the screech when they're out of tune?

145 posted on 11/04/2002 12:13:36 PM PST by Eala
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To: Eala; Slip18
Thank you, it should have occurred to me. Now we just need someone to tell Miss Slip that IT'S NOT FOR WASHING YOUR FEET, y'know!
146 posted on 11/04/2002 12:14:54 PM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
I thought it was a low drinking fountain.
147 posted on 11/04/2002 12:18:32 PM PST by CholeraJoe
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To: Eala; Slip18
Hmmm, no response. Miss Slip must be stuffing her face with lunch. Oh, well, at least that way we know it's not likely she's using the bidet!
148 posted on 11/04/2002 12:19:48 PM PST by Argh
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To: CholeraJoe
Yuck! Mightn't that give you jaundice or one of the hepatitises or something if you used it that way, Doc?
149 posted on 11/04/2002 12:21:28 PM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
I was not stuffing my face. I was out picking up the mulberry tree branches I cut this morning. The dogs needed my presence in the backyard.

All the workers have loved our boys.

150 posted on 11/04/2002 12:23:11 PM PST by Slip18
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To: CholeraJoe
It's a low dunkin' fountain. LOL!
151 posted on 11/04/2002 12:23:49 PM PST by Slip18
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To: Slip18; Cyber Liberty; CholeraJoe
Well, I'm glad you're getting your place fixed up. You might have Mr. Liberty show you how to use that bidet thingee. Don't have the Doc show you, he seems to have missed the point. :^)
152 posted on 11/04/2002 12:25:04 PM PST by Argh
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To: Argh; Cyber Liberty
I don't think Cyber has to show me how to use a bidet, Arghie! I haven't been hiding in the closet all my life . . .
153 posted on 11/04/2002 12:28:51 PM PST by Slip18
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To: Slip18
Jeez, I thought I was NEVER gonna get a rise out of you today! :^) See you later, Miss Sweetissima!
154 posted on 11/04/2002 12:30:50 PM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
Is that what you were doing, Arghie? LOL!
155 posted on 11/04/2002 12:31:47 PM PST by Slip18
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To: Cyber Liberty
harrumph to you, mr. liberty ; )
156 posted on 11/04/2002 12:33:25 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
Mr. Liberty has been waiting to call you that for a long time, xs.

He's home now. Gotta go!

157 posted on 11/04/2002 12:37:29 PM PST by Slip18
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To: xsmommy
Heh, heh, heh....
158 posted on 11/04/2002 12:56:59 PM PST by Cyber Liberty
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To: Cyber Liberty
yer a snot, cyber!
159 posted on 11/04/2002 12:57:52 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: Slip18; Cyber Liberty
what, does he live 2 minutes from his ofc or what?
160 posted on 11/04/2002 12:58:51 PM PST by xsmommy
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