Word For the Day

Friday, November 1, 2002 | The Verbivores

[xsmommy]

robt. you know. i don't know how miss rika deals with you. you must spend some serious time in the principal's office! no grade for the lewd submission. ; )

[Slip18]

I found these in the

You better be a good boy today, Cook!

[Sword_of_Gideon]

Well, I've got to sign off for now.... I've got a bunch of work to do here so that I can get out of the office a little early today. I'll try to stop in around lunchtime if I can... bye.

[Slip18]

Have a great day, SoG!

[xsmommy]

see ya, SG,have a good day.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Perhaps I could felicitate a meeting between you and Columbia House to arrive at a reasonable negotiated settlement.

Sure! Your facility or mine?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

the team mom filled a pinata and they hung it from the goalpost and all took turns hitting slapshots at it. that was his halloween!

Halloween? That was Mike Richter.

[xsmommy]

even xskids know to aim for mike richter!

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

that you were not working to your potential so i held out for your best work.

That's what Mrs. Truth always says. She's been holding out for twelve years.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

i think that saying that women tend to be felicific when ovulating is a bunch of crap, don't you?

Well, once, when I actually was doing my best work, I got a standing ovulation. She seemed pretty felicific at the time.

[lds23]

Well writing a word like "felicitate" up on the board in front of this crowd was sure to generate snickers.

"Heh, heh, she said "felicitate"

Heh, heh, he said "knickers"

[xsmommy]

hey, it's friday and i thought that FELICITATE was an apropos word! not my fault the class is full of pervs and malapropistic malapervs!!

[katze]

There was way too much felicitatin' going on at the Wellstone party. The Dems should show some respect for even a dead Liberal.

[Slip18]

Tom Terrific! The first felicific fellow . . .

[xsmommy]

A+, it was beyond the pale and anyone with a smidge of class knows it. only the disgusting trolls like Jennifer Palmieri, DNC spokesperson, refuse to admit it.

[hobbes1]

hey, it's friday and i thought that FELICITATE was an apropos word! not my fault the class is full of pervs and malapropistic malapervs!!

Speaking of which I saw this on a Milk carton this A.M.

Has anyone seen this one_particular_malaperv

[Hegewisch Dupa]

I'm sure having an excuse will feliciate the guilty,
but the real problem lay with whats going on outside the jeans.

[xsmommy]

A+ for that blast from the past, slippy. unlike miss rika, i will give credit for OLD NEWS not just current events. but not just for a pic, like truthy tried to sleaze by with, earlier. i have rigid but not unreasonable requirements....

[xsmommy]

um, no, i can't say i have...thank the LORD! ; )

[hobbes1]

If oyu are referring to her appearence on the H&C pgm the other nite, the only thing worse was the fact that Mindy "I cant help but speak like a dimwited valley girl" Tucker was unable to muster anything substantive, beyond emoting about how horrible it all was.