Word For the Day

Friday, November 1, 2002 | The Verbivores

[Argh]

I just posted this over in the Smokers' Lounge. I'm posting it here so Miss Cote can read it without hacking her lungs out!

LAST RITES

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers. "A preacher. Somebody get me a preacher!" the man gasps. Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.

A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, "A PREACHER, PLEASE! Isn't there a preacher in this crowd to give this man his last rites?"

Finally, out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least 80 years of age. "Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a preacher. I'm not even a Christian. But for 50 years now I'm living behind the Catholic church on First Avenue, and every night I'm overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it, and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."

The policeman agrees, and clears the crowd so the man can get through to where the injured man lay. The old Jewish man kneels down, leans over the prostrate man and says in a solemn voice:

"B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72. . ."

[Slip18]

Good one, Arghie! BINGO!

[hobbes1]

Just found in xsmommys dresser....

[xsmommy]

quit snooping in my underwear drawer!!!!!

[hobbes1]

Lets face it you've been dying for me to get in your drawers for quite sometime ; )

[xsmommy]

you are an unbelievable snot!

[hobbes1]

Would it be wrong of me to point out, that while calling me a snot, you didn't call me a liar?

[Robert A Cook PE]

Why would your pizza delibery guy be worried about the dog?

I thought you guys had the same high-tech pizza delivery up there in the wilds of North Virginianainainan that the Navy uses down at Norfolk.

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6811

[xsmommy]

you do realize that i am going to drop dead of an apoplectic fit here, don't you? hope you will be happy.

[hobbes1]

You'd better put some ice on that.

[xsmommy]

on what? i am bursting a vein in fury, you jack@$$!

[hobbes1]

: P

[Slip18]

Now, that is really cool, Cook! Whose pizzas are they, anyway?

[xsmommy]

hm

[xsmommy]

xsbrownie brought home the most disgusting jellybeans yesterday, they were harry potter jellybelly ones and some of the flavors were boogers, earwax, vomit, dirt, grass, sardines. etc. i had a white one and almost puked, it was either earwax or sardines!

[Robert A Cook PE]

Now, now ... That's not nice.

You never know what might pop out at you in there ...

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6586

Butt for all you know, she could even bigger thongs on her mind in that there underwear drawer you just opened .......

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6732

Butt thongs would get real hard if her neighbors up at the lake could all fit in the picture ....

http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.asp?PicID=6755

[xsmommy]

scalgal pinged me to this very heartwarming Football story which made me cry.

[xsmommy]

robt, i am forwarding this pic to Ms. V.Cook, who is a married lady, as am i, and neither of us have a behind that looks like those married ones!

[Slip18]

I saw a cake on another thread. It was a kitty litter box filled with the green stuff for the chlorophyl, then tootsie rolls for the actual stuff. It was gross. A kitty litter cake . . .

[Slip18]

Cook, you are bad, very, very bad! LOL!