Word For the Day

Friday, November 1, 2002 | The Verbivores

[EODGUY]

"I had a dentist tell me, "Hang on. This is going to hurt."

I think I would have said, "Hang on Doc, I'm leavin'".

[Slip18]

I should have mentioned that Cujo was a biter before the diabetes set in. Rotten little animal it was. When he finally croaked, my sis was quite upset. She loved him so. The rest of the family was cheering: "That little s$!t is dead! Whoopieee!" Of course, my sister didn't hear us.

[SeaDragon]

No, I missed them but I went back and found them.

They are lovely, thank you.

And what is wrong with being born on Halloween??????

[xsmommy]

Hope you and cyber don't fight over Halloween candy Xshub and i have mutually exclusive candy tastes pretty much, so we are felicitiously harmonious.

[Argh]

Absolutely nothing, forget I even mentioned it...

Oh, sure, some crude person might say "Well, given her looks, that's appropriate", but not me, no siree Bob, not on your life would I mention such a heinous thing...

[xsmommy]

take it back or i suspect your cupcake status will be in serious jeopardy...

[EODGUY]

My grandmother had a little dog like that. Had the personality of a rattlesnake (the dog, I mean) and bit my grandmother countless times. My grandfather hated that dog.

I remember getting a toy gun that shot small plastic bullets and my grandfather asked if he could see it. He emptied the entire cylinder of bullets at the dog. The bullets didn't have the velocity to do anything but annoy the dog, but you should have seen the smile on my grandfather's face while he was doing it. Priceless!

[Cyber Liberty]

"Cujo". There was a dog named correctly.

[xsmommy]

cujo is what the Dominoes delivery guy calls xspup....

[Argh]

Cupcake status, hell! I'm expecting to be castrated momentarily with a rusty spoon! But kindly notice that I very carefully said I wouldn't say such a thing, etc....

[SeaDragon]

Oh, sure, some crude person might say "Well, given her looks, that's appropriate", but not me, no siree Bob, not on your life would I mention such a heinous thing...

Of course you wouldn't, sweetness, you value your life too much for that.............

[Argh]

I value some of my other stuff, too, if you see reply # 210...

[SeaDragon]

I value some of my other stuff, too, if you see reply # 210...

LOL

Yes, I saw that.

[Slip18]

That is awful!

I'm not big on candy nor sweets. The Scotch gives me enough sugar!

Cyber has a sweet tooth at night, or course, he doesn't even imbibe at all any longer. I think I may have ruined the flamer in him . . .

[Cyber Liberty]

The hootch was making me too agressive.

[Eala]

Best be careful, Argh. Look at what happened here.

[xsmommy]

so now you are just a nice mellow cyber? that's good!

[Cyber Liberty]

Much nicer, yes. Just ask Miss Slippy!

[Slip18]

I never said anything; he just did it on his own. I don't want to say too much and ruin his reputation around here! LOL!

[Argh]

Haha, thanks for the warning, Eala, but I'm not using it for much these days anyway...