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Friday, November 1, 2002 | The Verbivores

[SeaDragon]

Now, where are those nice warm fuzzy soft felinicitationous rugs we're supposed to be eatin' and invokin' and provokin' on for lunch?

Soft fuzzy rugs? Sounds like fun......

[xsmommy]

catfood is one of the most disgusting things on the planet. you know, xshub when he was xsboyfriend, housesat a cat once (i have always detested cats, and he has since been determined to be deathly allergic to them) and when i saw him open up a can of catfood, i was not able to eat tuna for a number of years after that. and now i can only eat the albacore, because the chunk light looks way too much like catfood!

[Argh]

xsmommy is a VERY different teacher than Miss Rika...................

Well, she's younger, but then who isn't?

[xsmommy]

did you hear the bell ring? i was worried i had left you off a list or something.

[EODGUY]

"now, who has the lewd mind in this class...?"

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, XS, an interesting question from an instructress who admitted she wore her Lady Godiva constume to class today.

:))

[Sword_of_Gideon]

Well this stuff is especially nasty.... Goober (my 23lb cat) won't even touch it. He's older & has since become diabetic, so we tried a special diet to begin with, but he hates the food. Looks like I'm going to have to start giving him insulin shots twice a day... fun fun.

[xsmommy]

dang, EOD, you are a sharp one.... ; )

[xsmommy]

OMG, giving a cat shots? i can't even conceive of it. i can't even clip xspup's nails!

[Sword_of_Gideon]

Her costume is particularly captivating today.

[xsmommy]

in FACT, i can't hardly hold xsbrownie down to clip HER TOENAILS, she was looking ted kaczyinski like there for awhile til i roped her down!

[Sword_of_Gideon]

Well I expect I'll get a little messed up (& probably take some insulin myself) for a little while till I get the hang of it. The vet showed me how to give shots to him, just pinch the skin up & inject into the skin... cat didn't even seem to notice.

[Argh]

Nah, I've just been busy as several beavers.

[Sword_of_Gideon]

she was looking ted kaczyinski like there for awhile

Now that is a revolting thought.

[xsmommy]

i will reserve comment on your choice of words....; )

[EODGUY]

By the way, I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge that you are doing a terrific job as our substitute teacher.

You haven't allowed things to get out of hand.......but it is still early.

:)

[katze]

Thanks for the grade, I needed that. Having a slight furnace problem, about $200, but the good news is, the one doing repair is a Repub. ;-)

[hobbes1]

in FACT, i can't hardly hold xsbrownie down to clip HER TOENAILS, she was looking ted kaczyinski like there for awhile til i roped her down!

Thank God Wolf isn't the only one.He has always hated the procedure.

[xsmommy]

my, now here is a felicitous turn of events at Cornell U.....

[xsmommy]

now xsbrownie has no reason to complain, it was xsboy that i clipped til he bled that time....

[xsmommy]

Glad the grade helped. I don't think we can use tuition reimbursement funds for furnace repair, but you give that repairman a nice pat on the head for being a pubbie!