Word For The Day, Friday 10/25/02

[Bella_Bru]

It's Friday!!!!

[Bella_Bru]

I cannot wait til Happy Hour!

[anniegetyourgun]

And you picked a great Friday word!

[Bella_Bru]

It's another "happy birthday" word for dubyaismypresident.

[CholeraJoe]

Present

[hobbes1]

!

[camle]

Every day we shove and push
To be the first on the short bus
Xsmommy, hobbes and dubs
Wetbars, closets and beer tubs
If you really think you’re strong
Maybe you can ride along
I don’t want to cause no fuss
But here it is – the new Short Bus!

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS

Bet you things don’t get too far
Before camle’s got a new cigar
Argh is running for his life
From ending up with the ex-wife
Gabz is getting far from fat
Swimming round in the beer vat
There’se no rules, and there’s no muss
Ridin’ on this here Short Bus

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS


Singing:

WotsamoddaU hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.


Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall up the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes, I’m stuck in thecloset with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to setup Argh with my ex,
like some people only are about sex.
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Trying to make martini’s for all,
But I can see nobody’s drinkin at all.
Is it cool to go to chomp on a big cigar?.
Poor Gus is out polishing the car
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall off the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes I’m, stuck in the closet with you,
Stuck in the closet with you,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

[CholeraJoe]

Get prepared for more lubricious conduct from pop idols Brittney Spears and Chirtina Aguilera.

Pop Tarts Crank Up the Sex Appeal

[Bella_Bru]

I always have thought that Christina is sexy and pretty, but Brittney is just sort of "eh". Nothing really special about her.

From a music standpoint, I think they both suck.

A+

[CholeraJoe]

I'm not crazy about either one but I wouldn't mind seeing them nekkid.

[hobbes1]

But for inspiring lubricity (3) the pop tarts can't hold a candle to the Original Buffy the Vampire Slayer in her new lubricious (1) look.

[hobbes1]

From a music standpoint, I think they both suck.

Not every one writes like Jello, or sings like Halford.

[Bella_Bru]

Today being Friday, I am in a silly 80's pop metal mood. Def Leppard is currently spinning.

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

BREAKFAST.COM halted - Cereal port not available

We put out the Torch!.

It's time to douse the Louse.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[hobbes1]

Skip the POP, Play High-n-Dry.

[Bella_Bru]

I don't think either of them write any of their own music. Manufactured pop....ugh.

[Bella_Bru]

I need some breakfast before I go. See you all in a few hours!

[CholeraJoe]

I'm stuck in the 70's. Give me ZZTop, The Eagles or Steely Dan anytime.

[hobbes1]

Speaking of dubya, considering the injury report the Jets Skill position players should look mighty lubricious running through the Cleveland Secondary on Sunday.