Word For The Day, Monday 9/23/02

The Verbivores | 9/23/02 | Teacher

[camle]

Every day we shove and push
To be the first on the short bus
Xsmommy, hobbes and dubs
Wetbars, closets and beer tubs
If you really think you’re strong
Maybe you can ride along
I don’t want to cause no fuss
But here it is – the new Short Bus!

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS

Bet you things don’t get too far
Before camle’s got a new cigar
Argh is running for his life
From ending up with the ex-wife
Gabz is getting far from fat
Swimming round in the beer vat
There’se no rules, and there’s no muss
Ridin’ on this here Short Bus

Short bus, short BUS
Short bus, short BUS


Singing:

WotsamoddaU hey,
Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do,
Why you looka so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place,
Ah, Shaddap You Face.


Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall up the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes, I’m stuck in thecloset with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to setup Argh with my ex,
like some people only are about sex.
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Trying to make martini’s for all,
But I can see nobody’s drinkin at all.
Is it cool to go to chomp on a big cigar?.
Poor Gus is out polishing the car
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Well, you started off with learning,
And you find yer stomach’s turnin’ man.
And your friends they all come crawlin’,
Swim in the beer vat and say, “Please, please.”

Well, I don’t know why I came here today
I got the feeling that things ain’t goin my way.
I’m so scared in case I fall off the stairs
And that noise th only thing I can hear
Hobbes to the left of me, XS to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

Yes I’m, stuck in the closet with you,
Stuck in the closet with you,
Here I am, stuck in the closet with you.

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

Zen Crafters -- Enlightenment in about one hour.

NJ, it's time to put out the Torch!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Bella_Bru]

An instant A+ to whomever brings me a nice capuccino.

[camle]

Looks like somebody has a Brobdingnagian ego

[Bella_Bru]

It's Monday......

[Bella_Bru]

Good Morning!

[Bella_Bru]

Shake out the cobwebs and get up!

[camle]

capuccino my polish @$$!

there are martinis at the wet bar and all the beer you can drink (as long as theres enuf in the beer vat to facilitate safe coquette bathing rituals.)

capuccino indeed!

[xsmommy]

well look who hauled his butt into school this am!

[Bella_Bru]

You're Polish?!?!?! I am a quarter Polish. The other 3/4 is Italian, so that's why I asked for a nice morning capuccino.

[hobbes1]

!

[xsmommy]

isn't Brob Dingnagian, a coach for some western college bball team, of armenian extraction? Oh wait, that is Lou Tarkanian....

[Bella_Bru]

You came in 2nd! That's pretty good, considering xs and hobbes seem to sleep here. ;-)

[camle]

hey! I wuz busy last week! I gots an excuse! I gots a letter from my momma (who loves me like a rock)

[Bella_Bru]

A+!

[NeoCaveman]

Good morning Mistress Bella.

[camle]

well... we won't hold that italian stuff agin ye, IF ya let the polack shine through (my ex was eyetalian)

[camle]

thanx. not only FIRST, but first with the WORD!


(Take that pet!)

[Bella_Bru]

Good Morning! How was your weekend?