Skip to comments.
The Guild 9-21-2002 Pick Your Emmy Winners!
The 54th Annual Emmy Awards ^
Posted on 09/21/2002 7:10:16 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80 ... 101-103 next last
To: lodwick; Hillary's Lovely Legs
Thanks you two!
JL, I am glad I read that on an empty stomach. UnFreakin'Believable!!
Well glamor girl, have fun with your muffler. And you'd better get home at a reasonable hour tonight, it's Miss America!!
You're right, it wouldn't be the same without you.
To: All
It's the end of the world as we know it: Barbara Bush (the younger) spotted drinking a glass of wine,
thread here (including gratuitous swipe at the Guild!)
To: Utah Girl
WH Correspondent's dinner That's the one I meant. Those journalists were really rather rude. Their behavior was making Ray very uncomfortable and I felt so badly for him.
Just goes to show how "in touch" they are with the rest of America. One doesn't have to be dirty to be funny.
To: mountaineer
It took a while to find southern rocks in his heads comment....uh...ok. Fascinating how the twins can have drinks or wine and the press goes nuts, but the chelz can be falling down, puking her guts out, spit swapping drunk - and she's the new fashion & style queen for the world.
Good grief - were none of those putzes ever young?
24
posted on
09/21/2002 10:13:36 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: BigWaveBetty
Fantastic opener, BWB! You been working hard, baby. Is there going to be a Miss America live thread tonight (like there wouldn't be, right!)?
Hot damn, two live threads in one weekend (and stick man, too) - we must be livin' right!
25
posted on
09/21/2002 10:21:28 AM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: mountaineer
Clinton and Mandela - better known as Pepe LePue and Daffy Duck.
Anyone notice how Clinton seems to live in Africa? I guess Harlem isn't "black" enough for the first black president.
26
posted on
09/21/2002 10:29:57 AM PDT
by
Endeavor
To: mountaineer
Yikes, I could hardly stay awake reading that thread. You know if you're going to insult someone, the least you can do is blame the right people.
To: Endeavor
Hot damn, two live threads in one weekend (and stick man, too) - we must be livin' right! Yeah Baby! Be gentle with me tonight, it's my very first Live Miss America thread. ;-)
To: Endeavor; mountaineer
Memo to self:
Next time give hilly the Mr. Peanut hat so the elephants will bite her head off. And buy one for bill too.
I'm out for now, see you all this evening.
To: BigWaveBetty; *The GUILD; Jacob; rebecca
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."
30
posted on
09/21/2002 11:10:10 AM PDT
by
lodwick
To: Endeavor
Clinton and Mandela, the way they should be:
Yes, Bill, if you're very good, you get rice pudding on Tuesdays.
To: mountaineer; *The GUILD
32
posted on
09/21/2002 12:33:43 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: *Hillary; clintoon
33
posted on
09/21/2002 1:08:40 PM PDT
by
lodwick
To: lodwick
What great photos to come home to..
Neighbor had a Master Corn Growers yield check of 242 bpA He lives about 5 mi. North of us,,,, in an area that had rain this summer.
I'm off to 5:00 PM Mass.
To: Endeavor; BigWaveBetty; Utah Girl; All
Kudos for your responses on the "Barbara drank wine, oh no!" thread. Our critic seems to have issues. As I recall, several months ago he insisted on a thread that the only reason high school phys ed teachers made kids take showers after gym class was that all phys ed teachers are pedophiles and just want to see naked children. The concept of hygiene, body odor and the like escaped him, so I'm not surprised at the latest silly generalization, given the disconnect in his thought processes. LOL
To: BigWaveBetty
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series:
Jackie Gleason, "The Honeymooners".
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series:
Steve McQueen, "Wanted: Dead or Alive".
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series:
Lucille Ball, "I Love Lucy".
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series:
Sadly Lacking.
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie:
Any female opposite Richard Chamberlain in those 70's & 80's miniseries.
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Miniseries Or A Movie:
Depends on who's been in rehab 16 times and "recovered".
36
posted on
09/21/2002 4:05:09 PM PDT
by
Fintan
To: mountaineer
 |
|
I needed that. I haven't laughed this hard in months... |
37
posted on
09/21/2002 4:09:04 PM PDT
by
Fintan
To: Fintan
To: BigWaveBetty
Good Morning. The weather has turned brisk in the midwest. It will require socks, jeans and a sweatshirt to enjoy my garden walk this morning. The fall asters and mums are beginning to put on quite a show.
Well duh, even with huge letters I can't see the HUGE mistake that is that link! *groan*
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80 ... 101-103 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
