'Woman stabs boyfriend over wrong name sex row'

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[Texaggie79]

Stay safe, stick with "baby".

[BrooklynGOP]

Stay safe, stick with "baby".

I see some ladies tonight who should be having my baby...baby...

[Texaggie79]

Think you could make it 8 seconds?

[Texaggie79]

Here is a trick I learned on how to find out the girls name without making her mad. Start off with the cliche "What's my name!" "What's my NAME!" then when she is into it, yell "What's your name!" Hopefully, she won't catch on.

[BrooklynGOP]

Here is a trick I learned on how to find out the girls name without making her mad. Start off with the cliche "What's my name!" "What's my NAME!" then when she is into it, yell "What's your name!" Hopefully, she won't catch on

Or in Clinton's case - "Who do I make the check out to?"

[Savage Beast]

I remember one man I knew whose wife and girlfriend had the same first name, the same birthday, and worked in the same hospital. They even looked alike. He gave them the same things for birthdays, Christmas, etc. The mistress knew about the wife, but the wife didn't know about the mistress. It was a clever in a way, I suppose, but I couldn't help wondering why bother?

[Texaggie79]

Why bother? It sounds like a lot less of a hassle than a regular affair.

[Servant of the Nine]

I really liked the "close your eyes so I can fulfill a sexual fantasy" part.

I wonder if Lorena Bobbitt told John to close his eyes so she could fulfil a sexual fantasy?

Beware South American Wimmin.

So9

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I'm having an affair with my husband................

[Texaggie79]

Do you know his name?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Usually.......

[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, if I had someone to call baby...

[realpatriot71]

In my younger and wilder days . . .

I'm bad with names to begin with, and I've never called out the wrong name in bed. However, I have absolutely forgotten the names of the women I've woken up next to before. I blame the booze.