Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 022

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[grannie9]

Do you want me to store some spam up for your romantical weekends? You know the ones that you spend half the time painting ceilings for bucks?

Can't you find a boyfriend with more money? He makes you paint ceilings while he whispers sweet nothings in your ear. I can hear him now..."Paint faster little one, we have two more rooms to work on."

I think you need to be spammed just to keep your mind on the other business... You know the business he purportedly took you there for? I think this Mr. Bits has you by the halter...

[palo verde]

I pressed your link in post 34
as you specifically said it is for nun palo (not for habs)
I thought it would be bout origami
I planned to make a swan
instead it is detailed instruction bout how to behave in a brothel
heads up Kathleen, captain found good link for you
I knew your trampy style of dressin' lacked finesse

[lodwick]

Men's Brains

[grannie9]

That's not funny Loddy.. I've caught myself saying lol too.. It is totally embarrassing... lol

[grannie9]

OMG... Don't let Neets see that one... She has a week to go...

[palo verde]

loddy is one who suggested chair insurance to andysmom
I've been tickled by it ever since

[Kathleen]

while others are of feminine types with such dignity and complexity of demeanor and attire that they resemble a western madonna rather than a courtesan.

r u suggesting that I should start wearing long, flowing robes? ;)

[lodwick]

[Darksheare]

I just dress up in black with my cape and jump out of the bushes to terrorize the kiddies... Free candy when they run screaming, free face shaving with mace when they don't.

Been out wandering the night like I used to do. Full moon was loely the other night. Backlit some aircraft in silouette. Still working on that drawing. Still no clue what I'm going to put in the background. Will scan it sometime in the near future and ask opinions on it...

Dreams are doorways. And yes Grannie, that is the Laura. (The odd dreams I've been having..)
Good thing my sanity left years ago, I'd have lost it by now.. /joke.

[westmex]

Walnut Canyon Nat. Monument is up north from you..Closer to Flagstaff than Tucson.....
I've had to dig out the blindfold for this thread so far....
Better take a break from all this pornography....
........Westy.....

[andysandmikesmom]

BWAAAHHH....stop having fun without me...our phone, actually the whole neighborhoods phones have been out...some sort of repairs going on, and no phone service...One of my funny neighbors, was out front harrassing the phone worker bees...

First we have the construction trucks and their workers, doing some sort of loud and noisy road work today, and then after they left, we have all the phone trucks here, doing who knows what...

Phones came back on just a short while ago, but the phone trucks are still out there, and they are still doing something or another, so I expect the phones to cut off again shortly, till they get things fixed right....

Loddy, that pic of a mans brains gave me the chills...when I first looked at it, it just looked like a shaking and shivering brain...but upon further inspection, I see why it was a mans brain, as all those people in the mans brain are engaged in sexual activity, ....

According to my wise aunt Helen, all men think about sex all the time, even when on their death beds...having worked in nursing homes for many, many years, and dealing with very old and dying gentlemen, I can attest to this as being quite factual...

Of course, we ladies enjoy our sexual experiences as well, as shown on this thread...we DD ladies are no slackers when it comes to romantical interludes...

Loddy, your Halloween cartoon, is so funny...nothing like a big nasty butt in your face, to scare the kiddies..

OH, good grief, here comes a telephone worker, crossing the street, coming to my door...best go see what the heck he wants...

[grannie9]

I feel a chill in the air, so I need warming up..

[grannie9]

There you are... I figured you were all tied up in drawing materials.. I loved the email joke.. Thanks..

[lodwick]

PLEASE, please, send any excess chills my way. We are toasting here and the night temps only drop to around 80 - sux to be a plant right about now. ;-)

[grannie9]

I feel for you.. Been there, done that.. When the 70's hit you feel it, and that's what we're feeling now.. As long as we're thru with the 90's, I'm happy..

[lodwick]

[lodwick]

[Darksheare]

They're done destroying a bridge near me. Now they've got to figure out how to replace it. Been fun watching people get P.O'd because the bridge is gone. It's not like there wasn't a sign up for four months saying that the bridge was going down. Then these geniuses come flying down the road, slam on the brakes and skid to a halt right before the concrete barriers. Then they turn around and tear out back up the road in a huff... Wish I had a spike strip.... *BIG EVIL VILE Grin*.

Yes, Grannie, I have been wandering aboot hither thither and yon. And before anyone asks, no I do not jump into a random hole in space time and pull it in behind me. Would be fun, but no.

[lodwick]

[grannie9]

I have been wandering aboot hither thither and yon.

Ah yes.. thinking, and thinking some more..