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[null and void]

Waderyermean? The pants aren't paint...

[sweetliberty]

This may be a silly question, but why the heck are you allowing your kids to be at these kind of liberal indoctrination camps? Other than school I mean.

[ValerieUSA]

Believe me, we kids felt ripped off that we didn't have an overnight camp.

[Mo1]

To be honest ... I'm not sure ..

[Mo1]

We had the Girl Scouts and got to stay over night

You didn't miss anything .. I was glad when it was over ..

There IS a reason God invented Hotels .. and yes I am a snub ..LOL

Sleeping in the woods are for the birds

Well gotta go put the kiddies to bed .. BBL

[Mo1]

He does live in CA

[Rowdee]

Oh....I read that once before, but glad you pinged me....I would have missed some interesting comments.

Not really having raised horses (just had Misty for a year and she was already a mature mare), I don't know a whole lot about their medical calumities, though I do know some stuff and continue to at least read about them.

One thing I noticed...the gal mentioned something about getting a mule to ride. This was not long after she said she had turned her horse out so he could urinate (my word--she was rather crude, if you know what I mean). I found that tidbit interesting but didn't bother to question further, though its my understanding that horses will urinate/defecate just about anywhere, like cattle and sheep....isn't that where 'mucking' out stalls came about?

My Dad has told me that their mules in Oklahoma always defecated in a single area in the corral.

[sweetliberty]

"He does live in CA"

Yes I know, but I do feel compelled to give him an occasional reality check. I worry about Nully.

[sweetliberty]

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?"
"Well, your boob is hanging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"

[sweetliberty]

A woman all excited called up her local police department and said, "I have a sex maniac in my apartment!"
The officer at the other end said, "We'll be right over lady."
The woman said, "Can you wait till morning?"

[Mo1]

Geez I hit the mini mart for some milk and there was this dude from New York buying up a boat load of smokes

Looks like New York just lost alot of taxes

[ValerieUSA]

Did you laugh at that? Why?

[ValerieUSA]

It must be his turn at the office to pick up the week's supply for everyone.

[Servant of the Nine]

Down here, where they are really cheap, they are buying them in enough quantity to fill Ryder trucks

So9

[Mo1]

Heard they are still cheap down your way

The guy at the store said in NY they are 8.25 a pack and that some folks are also upset because they don't know where the money is going .. I said .. Take a guess

I'm thinking there are gonna be a few ticked off New Yorkers come election time

[Servant of the Nine]

There aren't enough smokers to elect anyone, but there are sure enough to defeat anyone who blocks them

So9

[Mo1]

In NY City?? .. I'm thinking there are many there ..

[null and void]

This may be a silly question, but why the heck are you allowing your kids to be at these kind of liberal indoctrination camps? Other than school I mean.

Margaret makes the arrangements.

They are going to be exposed to liberal nonsense, at least this way I know where and it's easier to find out what, and give them the information they need to properly evaluate what they have been told.

Besides, a Circus Camp is FUN!

[Mo1]

I'm BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Did ya miss me .. hehe

[Mo1]

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