Word For The Day, Monday, 8/5/02

The Verbivores | 8/5/02 | Teacher

[Argh]

Good grief!

Actually, I would send my old girlfriends that link...

Too bad I only know where one of them can be located...

[camle]

no wax! spoils the flavoring

[camle]

HEY~!!!!

[camle]

oh? a blonde wanna be!

[maxwell]

Huh? A what gesture? I deny it, officer... My pants have been ON and PADLOCKED this whole entire time...

Best newspaper headlines of 1999

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
16. War Dims Hope for Peace
17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

[camle]

no more'n usual

[camle]

no more'n usual

[hobbes1]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

do you think a man will ever land on Uranus ?

Hows it going buddy?

[Slip18]

Actually, I'm a brunette wannabe.

Have you any idea of what it's like to go through life with dishwater blonde hair?

[Slip18]

Now you've got hiccups . . . LOL!

[Slip18]

"Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

My favorite. Oh, those are funny, Maxie!

[Argh]

Oh, nice rose, Miss Slip, thank you!

[maxwell]

do you think a man will ever land on Uranus ?

BWAHAHA... Mebbe over my COLD DEAD BODY but I guess I wouldn't care much by that point, would I. ;)

Hows it going buddy?

Good, bud, busy as a French manwhore in a Richard Simmons lookalike pageant this weekend but today is pressure-pumpdown day and I get to fiddle with some data and pay some bills and goof around on the 'net... Yeehowdy! So yer sworn off math by now?

[Slip18]

You're so welcome, Arghie.

Are you in the stands watching the beer vat activities now?

[hobbes1]

Not Yet. 2 more weeks. One more exam.

[camle]

never paid much attention to my hair color. kinda turning blueish now I'd say.
and the "dumb blondes" always seem to be counterfit and not born blondes.

[xsmommy]

blue hair, camle?

[camle]

wha-!? hickemujpzzzes? mois??? neva-a-a ekk!

[camle]

well... you DID ask for it:

Blue hair
Camle’s got blue hair
Like a deep blue sea
On a blue blue day

Blue hair
Camle's got blue hair
When the morning comes
I'll be far away
And I say

Blue hair holding back the tears
Holding back the pain
Camle's got blue hair
And hes's alone again

Blue hair
Camle's got blue hair
Like a clear blue sky
Watching over me

Blue hair
Ooh I love blue hair
When I'm by his side
Where I long to be
I will see

Blue hair laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Camle's got blue hair
And I am home again

Blue hair laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Camle's got blue hair
And I am home again



best I could do on short notice.

[Slip18]

Having been all colors with the exception of red, I do believe brunettes have more fun!