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Maybe this will cheer you up:

Juggler Arrested for Suspicious Balls

A 39-year-old American magician has been arrested for smuggling hash inside his juggling balls. He had purchased the drug in Nepal, and was attempting to bring it through Japan, when Customs officials at Narita Airport opened his luggage.

He performed a quick juggling routine for them, but that only increased their suspicions. Each of the two balls yielded 1 kg of hashish. "I smoke five or six grams of the stuff a day, so I thought I'd better stock up while in Nepal," he explained.

He was disappointed in the discovery of his stash, since he had spent several days working out the best way of concealing hard hash inside his balls.

[Darlin']

FOFLOL Who writes these headlines ?

[ValerieUSA]

Dinner's over. We couldn't fight the tough steaks any more - they won. The dogs get a turn now.

[Letitring]

OMG. That is tooooooo funny. Thanks for the grins.

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I'm not sure if the headlines are real, but they are entertaining..

http://www.newsoftheodd.com/index.html

[ValerieUSA]

I think I have to just talk to people who are signed in under their own name -- and not try to talk to one person when two, three or four people are using the same handle at the same time because it's too confusing for me and others to understand.

[Darlin']

I've seen those before. Strange. LOL

[Letitring]

Oh, Sweetie you were at dinner. Thanks for letting me know that. :) I'm signed in under my own name, so we can talk. :)I still have no idea what you are talking about, but that is okay. I love you dearly, and value your friendship. I wouldn't want to do anything that would offend you.

[Mo1]

LOL .. and we would understand them if they were by themselves .. fofl

[Mo1]

Hey Ringy .. What's up

[Darlin']

Hey now. FOFLOL

[Mo1]

I didn't say they were cute .. LOL

[Letitring]

I guess it was those mean old boys who upset you. I am so sorry. Please just try to overlook them if you can. Thank God they aren't here often.

[Letitring]

Hey Mo. It's so good to see you. Not much is up. Feeling like Alice having gone through the looking glass backward. I'm about to get myself all sorted out though. :)

[Darlin']

uh-huh. Adorable. LOL

[Mo1]

were = weren't

They ARE cute .. Oh hell .. you know what I mean .. LOL

[Darlin']

I knew what you meant... I leave the n't off all the time... completely changes what I meant to say. LOL

[ValerieUSA]

I would forgive anyone, if they would just give me a toothpick. *L*

[Mo1]

Ya almost packed ..

So this Destin place .. so does this mean we girls ain't going on vaca now ..

And sorry to hear about your bad day .. {{HUGS}}

[celtic gal]

Hi, Ringy...where ya been all day? It was a freeforall earlier on when the boys were trying to figure out what you are planning for the Destin House. So I tossed out the idea that we had all planned that whirlwind trip about 18 months or so ago..remember when we were all gong to flash our diamonds at Harlem after we shopped at Freds snobby jewlery store in Houston and Wings was going to fly us to a beach for a beach party later...we were all just a guessing. But I gotta tell you..your mystery has the boys all twisted up with courioousity ( that is a darlninism spellin and my typing is dyslectic and I can't spell worth *(*& anyway and I don't have the spell check or if I do I can't find it LOL)