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Posted on 07/19/2002 9:07:17 AM PDT by Mo1

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To: operation clinton cleanup
He's around... he's also an EMT. *L* I hope he doesn't try to treat everyone who groans at my jokes. I ought to wear red when go on stage with my act... tomatoes probably stain after 3 jokes....
801 posted on 07/20/2002 4:26:05 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: operation clinton cleanup
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) - Four illegal immigrants were struck and killed by lightning as they huddled under a tree during a thunderstorm, officials said.

Three other people with them Friday were hospitalized with serious burns.

Sounds like we need to cut down all the trees along the mexico border...
802 posted on 07/20/2002 4:26:46 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Wingsofgold
Doesn't that mean yall are reading wings' mail all the time?
803 posted on 07/20/2002 4:26:48 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: operation clinton cleanup
Lightning... must be the mean old USA at fault again. Has Presidente Fox demanded an aoplogy yet?
804 posted on 07/20/2002 4:31:21 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Wingsofgold; Darlin'; operation clinton cleanup
Turn the page now...
805 posted on 07/20/2002 4:33:20 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Naw. It just gives him the choice, real quick like. Heeeeee-Flash
806 posted on 07/20/2002 4:33:33 PM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: ValerieUSA
Its not the voltage, its the amps that will kill ya!

I'm sure all desert aid stations will now be equiped with lightning rods.
807 posted on 07/20/2002 4:35:28 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: operation clinton cleanup
voltage might not kill ya... but look out for hi-powered val-tage
808 posted on 07/20/2002 4:41:37 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Wingsofgold
I'll be careful not to send any freepmail to yall... never know who might read it. I wouldn't want just anyone looking in on my exclusive elephant jokes.
809 posted on 07/20/2002 4:44:16 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Darlin'
I know, I know, you don't luv me no mo, no mo, nonono more. and I I been hurted too many times before oh oh oh-heeeeeeeeeeeeee- we listenin to music Baby.
810 posted on 07/20/2002 4:44:22 PM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: ValerieUSA
Ice cream??? I thought she had three breasts!!!
811 posted on 07/20/2002 4:45:42 PM PDT by null and void
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To: ValerieUSA
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants coming over the hill?
812 posted on 07/20/2002 4:47:47 PM PDT by null and void
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To: Darlin'
Miss Bess says even if ya don't like me anymore, you could keep me around til they catch that killer. heeheeeeeee.
813 posted on 07/20/2002 4:47:57 PM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: Wingsofgold
It's a thought. Ya done good boy-Flash
814 posted on 07/20/2002 4:48:39 PM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: null and void
Calm down Nully... you'll have to keep looking. Somewhere out there a woman with 3 breasts is waiting for you.
815 posted on 07/20/2002 4:48:41 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
I hafta click on it to enter. Kinda nice of 'em I thought. Heeeeeeee.
816 posted on 07/20/2002 4:49:39 PM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: null and void
Tarzan never did say much... what did he say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
817 posted on 07/20/2002 4:50:02 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: null and void
They say witches got three tits.
818 posted on 07/20/2002 4:50:36 PM PDT by Wingsofgold
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To: Wingsofgold
It is -- you are a lucky man, wings.
819 posted on 07/20/2002 4:51:20 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: null and void
The superfilous third nipple?
820 posted on 07/20/2002 4:52:23 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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