Posted on 07/05/2002 11:31:25 AM PDT by Mo1
Together?
So9
Dog just mention that a freeper just saw Carville and Sharpton call the President a RACIST live on air at CNN...
Sounds like the Dems are going over the deep end
That or something BIG is about to blow .. because they are throwing a lot attacks this week and it's only Wed.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died andwent to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters constantly at high speeds. Number three, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. Number four, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
One never knows with those two. Both seem to have an appetite for the bizarre.
and maintaining them are half the fun!
In Houston this kind of thing is a weekly occurance. There are lots of refineries and chemical plants. People just don't get all whiney about it and hide in the house.
So9
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