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[sweetliberty]

"That's because Bethel told mourners the deceased was in Hell and that they were headed the same way."

Oh geez! Never heard of that happening before.

[Servant of the Nine]

That is getting a bit too frank at a funeral. He should have waited till the next week to preach about that

So9

[ValerieUSA]

It was in Alabama.. in-laws and blood kin might be the same thing.

[sweetliberty]

"The new IMacs are STILL hot, though!!!!!!!"

I was kinda accidentally looking at them at CompUSA a couple of weeks ago, and I must admit that I could easily have fallen in lust. But then, assuning I could ever afford to actually buy one, I would be forever doomed to think about ratts whenever I was on my computer.

[sweetliberty]

assuning = assuming

[ValerieUSA]

Chances are the people he was talkin' to wouldn't be in church next week, unless another one had passed away in the meantime.... then it would be too late to save that soul. I guess the thing to do is hire a justice of the peace or the Chief Grand Poo-Bah Moose of the Moose Lodge to do the eulogy when a drunken sinner passes away - not a hellfire Baptist preacher. *LOL*

[ValerieUSA]

Look Out - the next anti-American propaganda blitz is being prepared by the EuroNutzis
Mysterious Massive Massacre at Mazar

[ValerieUSA]

That pig Hillary! is trying to get 9-11 heroes put on Wheaties boxes. How transparent can she be?

I can't think of a more depressing way to start the day than looking at a 9-11 reminder on the cereal box. It is also crass commercial exploitation, which is why the company does not want to do it. Bad Taste! Breakfast should taste good.

[lodwick]

AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR PLACE WAS CRAPPY: Property developers in London,
England, always on the lookout for spots to build homes, have decided
to refurbish a 100-year-old public toilet into a housing unit. The
four-by-four-meter (13-by-13-foot) building will be expanded to two
storeys, and should fetch about 135,000 pounds (US$200,000), local
brokers say. "I don't think the fact that it was a loo will put people
off," said the developer's spokeswoman. "It has its own front door."
(Reuters) ...Though instead of using a key, you get in by dropping a
penny into the slot.

[sweetliberty]

Hillary could write a book on being tasteless, classless and insensitive.

[sweetliberty]

Oh Loddy, that's awful!

[ValerieUSA]

Let her start her own cereal company and destroy it with her bad ideas. Since when does a Senator tell a company what picture it "should" have on it's packaging? It must be a village thang for the children. Make sure they start every day with 9-11 images. The problem Hillary, is that you'll find a whole bunch of big white Irish-American guys on the boxes if you go with the NY firemen. It wasn't a diverse bunch of heroes.

[lodwick]

Thanks for the hilarious news from Alabama. Good stuff.

[gratefulwharffratt]

I would be forever doomed to think about ratts whenever I was on my computer.

And how is that different than now??

:-)

[Servant of the Nine]

England, always on the lookout for spots to build homes, have decided to refurbish a 100-year-old public toilet into a housing unit. The four-by-four-meter (13-by-13-foot) building will be expanded to two storeys, and should fetch about 135,000 pounds (US$200,000)

There are places that size in Silicon Valley that bring that much.

So9

[lodwick]

Morning Swerve - so I've read.
Toyko's prices makes these seem positively reasonable.

[null and void]

Fox just reported that 4 firefighters were killed and 3 more injured in a car crash on the way to fight the Hayman fire in Colorado.

Now the fire has resulted in deaths. Doesn't that upgrade it from arson to murder?

Good news from Dawn...

[null and void]

Green polka dots would work...

[null and void]

I have freckles... not quite polka-dotted - much more random and dense.

and, sadly, not green...

[null and void]

Any green mammals in Ireland? (If not there, where?)