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[Servant of the Nine]

Thanks man. I prefer to study history I can see.

If you will click on one of the faces at the bottom of the screen you will see plenty

So9

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YIKES!

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That yikes was for the suicide story, not the picture at the bottom of the page.

[ValerieUSA]

That Westmoreland guy was mentally disturbed. I wonder if Katie Couric pitied him.

[sweetliberty]

This is the best report I have seen yet on the fires. One outlet of Rampart Range Road goes right into the Garden of the Gods which is on the northeast border of Manitou Springs. That road has been closed. Palmer Lake is where Dawn's boyfriend lives and her dad lives in Monument. It looks like the flames are moving towards Woodland Park from two directions, the Hayman fire from the north and the Lake George one from the west.

Army joins firefighting effort

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Pity or not, I'm sure the story will make the headlines on all the morning shows.

[Servant of the Nine]

That Westmoreland guy was mentally disturbed. I wonder if Katie Couric pitied him.

Not yet, but she probably will in the morning.

So9

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Somebody posted a while back that terrorist's could use bic lighters to wreak havoc on our forests. Maybe in late summer when everything is even MORE dry.

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I guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a pair of shorts made from clear plastic wrap.

The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can truely see your nuts!"

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A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, " Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid," says the man.

The woman says, "I was hired this morning by the lady of the house."

The man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

The woman replies, "She is upstairs in bed with someone who I figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

The maid says, "What will I have to do?"

The man tells her, "I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot her and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts the phone down, the man hears footsteps and the 2 gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"

The man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."

Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't have a pool."

After a long pause the man says, "Is this 832-4821?

[sweetliberty]

You know, that thought has crossed my mind with these fires. It was only the Lake George fire that Barton is responsible for I think.

[sweetliberty]

LOL!

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You did hear about the fire in Alaska started by some forest workers who lit off fire crackers to scare away an aggresive bear?!

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A young woman teacher explains to her class of children that she is an Democrat. She asks her class if they are Democrats too.


Not really knowing what Democrats are but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Sara who has not gone along with the crowd.


The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.


"Because I'm not an Democrat."


"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"


"I'm a Republican."


The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sara why she is a Republican.


"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving my country. My Mom is a Republican, and my dad is a Republican, so I am a Republican."


The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"


A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Sara, "I'd be an Democrat."

[sweetliberty]

I've heard that one but I love it!! LOL!

[Conservababe]

I can turn Conservobabe off and never worry a second about what she might read or say.

Now, praytell, why should you mention me? I am laughing so hard.

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He can't see you...

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The Absolute Worst Things To Say To A Police Officer:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

[sweetliberty]

"He can't see you..."

How does that work?? I didn't know that you could do that.

[.38sw]

Now you've gone and done it....you've called forth the babe.