Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 012

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[HairOfTheDog]

Goodnight westy - I wish I had some trouble I could get into tonight! but I am tired, perhaps tomorrow I shall rouse some rabble.

[palo verde]

kisses to hubby andysmom
welcome home andyspop

rofl Lulu is just like Helga
nothing scares her either

[palo verde]

good night darling hair, g'night westy
what lovely candle and watchman you gave us, plus wonderful good night benediction
I love you
sweet dreams honey bun hairofthedog
sweet dreams westy, dregs and flakes, goodybrown, lurkers

[okimhere]

Whew - I was reading and posting on Day, just finished reading DD, and you're all about to leave. I'm just in time to say goodnight - haha. Yes, It's cool outside. What a relief!

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Saturday June 1st 2002 St. Justin

Portsmouth Harbor: Portsmouth New Hampshire Units are feet
Saturday 2002-06-01
Sunrise 5:06 EDT, Sunset 20:15 EDT
Moonrise 0:59 EDT, Moonset 10:52 EDT
High Tide: 4:26 EDT 8.12
Low Tide: 10:51 EDT 0.48
High Tide: 17:16 EDT 7.31
Low Tide: 23:06 EDT 1.53

Link to last Captain's Log



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Number of posts in the prev 24 hours:.. 129
Number of posts in the last 24 hours:....152

[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner Evolution - Do it now... Mutate. G ranny's Weird Links

[westmex]

Another Baja beach, El Requeson
.....Westy....

[palo verde]

hi ac
thank you for astronomy pic of day
it is beautiful galactic cluster in constellation of Gemini
I didn't want to give up the ravishing nebula from two days ago
but I can't resist a starcluster
smooch sweetie
loddy, I am sure your new girlfriend Oxana (miss universe) makes your halloween masks her wallpaper
you two have so much in common
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I never got a cafe bouquet before
I saw your love message to ''our ladies'' when I put my mouse on it
it sure is pretty bouquet
it's got such a happy spirit
love and kisses, palo

[palo verde]

I pressed the link
the weird link
''grannie's weird link''
lemme sit here 10 minutes and find my mind again
I'll get more coffee and have cig
where do u find these things
the creativity is astounding
it blew my mind
kisses, palo

[lodwick]

Morning Captain, all. I may be forced to mutate into a yard worker today - we'll see.

Westy, it's not against the law to get the camera within a hundred yards of the subject - thanks for all the pics. ;-)

Have superior days guys. JL

[palo verde]

oki you said it yesterday
it's like a roller coaster
he starts us off with flowers and stars
then after granny's weird link
we're sittin' here
wowed
ac is a trip
love, palo

[lodwick]

REDNECK ENGINEERING EXAM

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO?

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?

4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees?

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?

6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?

7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?

8. A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler?

9. A coal mine operates an NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?

10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the innerstate to breed a country-western singer?

[palo verde]

westy thank you for El Requeson
Baja is pristine
I love Baja
your pics sure give me something to dream on
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

you're a riot loddy

[palo verde]

where's your friend
the winner of the bra and panty competition
let's look at the romances
you and Oxana
Oki and her sheik
neets and mr x
chickie and the sheriff
andysmom and her mafioso hubby

[okimhere]

Thanks for your search work but Free Speech TV is something I've never seen before (and hope never to again - LOL). I guess I'm missing their hate-filled point. I assume their welfare checks arrived late to put them into such a snit. Poor babies!! Excellent astronomy picture today.

Yes, Palo. AC broadens our knowledge to the point where my head may explode. From A to Z+, he's our leader.

Westy, your scenery pics are so enjoyable. (How do you get closer than 100' to scenery? Palo, lemme have a cuppa so I can think.......)

[okimhere]

Hey, add to the romances still ongoing: Palo and her cave diver. Hubba Hubba!

[habs4ever]

What a cartoon!! LOL.....too much acceleration going on ;-)

[habs4ever]

Very clever redneck test ;-)