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Cats attract humans by learning how to sound pleasant
Ananova ^ | May 22 2002

Posted on 05/22/2002 6:43:01 AM PDT by 2Trievers

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To: 2Trievers
Are you going?

I'm only 300 miles from Lost Wages. I don't think I have an excuse to miss this one!

41 posted on 05/26/2002 1:07:28 PM PDT by uglybiker
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To: HairOfTheDog
...I am not sure I have mastered my pleasant noises yet! [worry]

That depends on what one would consider a 'pleasant' noise.

Say, for example, you were to yell at the top of your lungs: "Bill Clinton STILL sucks!!"

some would consider that to be unpleasant.

Those of us who will be in Vegas, on the other hand, would most likely ask you for an encore. (Mostly so we could join in!)

42 posted on 05/26/2002 1:23:14 PM PDT by uglybiker
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To: uglybiker;sleavelessinseattle
If I yelled "Bill Clinton STILL sucks!!" just to get the attention of the boys... sleaveless up there would probably call me a little "tart".

[purrr] praticing anyway!...

43 posted on 05/26/2002 1:31:28 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
We've a 13 yr. old cat that hasn't a meow. He too, opens his mouth and there's no sound.
44 posted on 05/26/2002 1:40:36 PM PDT by csvset
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To: HairOfTheDog

The proper outfit helps, too. ;-)

45 posted on 05/26/2002 2:04:31 PM PDT by uglybiker
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46 posted on 05/26/2002 2:14:51 PM PDT by eraser X
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To: eraser X
oops
47 posted on 05/26/2002 2:17:31 PM PDT by eraser X
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To: eraser X
Oh well
48 posted on 05/26/2002 2:18:38 PM PDT by eraser X
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To: uglybiker
I will be sure to pack that outfit!
49 posted on 05/26/2002 2:21:09 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: uglybiker
I will be sure to pack that outfit!
50 posted on 05/26/2002 2:21:31 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I assume you are familiar with the Tshirt...Man looking for women with own arsenal, send pictures of guns...I could have written that except I'd request a facsimile of her blaster's certificate as well...lots of stumps need poppin in the PNW;-) May the lord take a likin to ya and blow you up real soon! (obscure SCN reference)
51 posted on 05/26/2002 9:19:23 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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To: uglybiker;2Trievers
Dude, Cat woman had my undivided attention till she tried to take a bath in front of DaVito!!! Many things wrong, there! I'm a fair hand with a bullwhip myself, actually.
52 posted on 05/26/2002 9:23:37 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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To: 2Trievers
Actually, its the parasite that causes schizophrenia in humans that
cats carry that induces the cats to sound pleasant.

It's the survival instinct of the parasite.

53 posted on 05/26/2002 9:26:12 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: sleavelessinseattle
I have a good lookin' arsenal that would photograph well! - Can I have a wish list too? - Woman looking for man with Truck and Horse trailer... send picture of truck and horse trailer?
54 posted on 05/26/2002 9:31:22 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog; sleavelessinseattle; Inge_CAV
HotD ... girlfriend do I ever have good news for you! &;-)
55 posted on 05/26/2002 9:37:45 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: HairOfTheDog
Be sure its a Diesel Crew Cab Truck(Duals can offset poor grooming habits, remember!) with at least a 4inch lift. Heated Horse trailer...I think you got a winner there!
56 posted on 05/26/2002 9:39:11 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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To: 2Trievers
2Trievers if you start making fun of me for Selling my .308 cal AR-10 before I shot the barrel out of it, We're going to have WORDS!
57 posted on 05/26/2002 9:41:14 PM PDT by sleavelessinseattle
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To: sleavelessinseattle
I get the "BULL" part ... but the "WHIP"? I dunno' ... LOL &;-)
58 posted on 05/26/2002 9:43:12 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: sleavelessinseattle
I told you ... all your secrets are safe with me! &;-)
59 posted on 05/26/2002 9:44:23 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
[sitting up in chair]
60 posted on 05/26/2002 9:48:52 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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