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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 011
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Posted on 05/20/2002 11:51:12 PM PDT by acnielsen guy

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To: lodwick
I meant someTHING to roll.. D'oh... (Number two..)
541 posted on 05/24/2002 3:00:59 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
did ac wear lipstick too?
542 posted on 05/24/2002 3:01:58 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: grannie9
Nope. I seriously, very seriously doubt that AC would pitch a tent for moi. (I hope to heck he wouldn't.)
543 posted on 05/24/2002 3:03:07 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: grannie9
perhaps they have to show up in their disguise as american female tourists?
544 posted on 05/24/2002 3:03:40 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
You have any of those burritos left? I just became hungry. Thanks.
545 posted on 05/24/2002 3:07:02 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Well.. you know what hope did.... I heard somewhere it died in dispair.
546 posted on 05/24/2002 3:07:18 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: palo verde
Only for undercover work my dear.
547 posted on 05/24/2002 3:08:47 PM PDT by acnielsen guy
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To: lodwick
I think he's be really attracted to you.. I certainly turn him off. Of course I am preggie.. sigh.. and the father of my children is never around..
548 posted on 05/24/2002 3:09:59 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: lodwick
after the pool we stopped and got tacos to-go
I only ate one of mine, you can have the other one
they're very tasty
do you want me to pour you out an iced cold coco cola with it
or are you having cocktails
549 posted on 05/24/2002 3:10:30 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: grannie9
I wish I could remember that certain special night. I dont know how it happened???? He's never around...??
550 posted on 05/24/2002 3:12:16 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
was it durin' his sex ed classes?
551 posted on 05/24/2002 3:14:32 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde; lodwick; grannie9; acnielsenguy; westmex; All
Ah, I have finally returned...spent the last few days, making an inventory of my dollies...whew...glad that is over...figured I would never get it done, if I came online, so just stayed away until I finished up...

I see you guys have been carrying on in high(or perhaps low)fashion...

Just got a FreepMail, from a Chicago area Freeper, who met up with my husband and his friend today...the hubby wanted to find Al Capones grave, and altho on his visit last year he found the correct cemetary, still and all he could not find the grave...a Freeper, by the name of Mr_Magoo, lives near this cemetary, and my hubby phoned him yesterday, and today, they all met at the cemetary,and Mr_Magoo was able to direct the hubby to the proper grave...

Its funny, the hubby wont come near the computer, yet hes the one to finally meet a Freeper in person

Palo, sorry to hear about the tragedy with the kitties...sure hope accomodations for them can be found...

Weather here today, is pretty nice...its very sunny, tho still chilly...its extremely pretty tho, as most of the rhodies are now in bloom...

Well, the hubby still has another week left in Chicago, and on Sunday he will be at the big Memorial Day picnic, the event he has been waiting for...

552 posted on 05/24/2002 3:14:54 PM PDT by andysandmikesmom
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To: palo verde
AHAH!! Westmex.. Speedy Gonzales himself.. No wonder I can't remember the occasion well... The Baja Lothario..
553 posted on 05/24/2002 3:15:07 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: grannie9
you were avid student
you were only one who clicked all his links
554 posted on 05/24/2002 3:16:21 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
That's great. Thank you very much.
I really am outta here to the grocer to plunder his protein section and be a very, very bad Jew. See you laters.
555 posted on 05/24/2002 3:17:25 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: palo verde
The good grannie, of questionable reputation, is trying to provide for her bastard twins by blackmailing your most excellent friend the Count de AC/DC. Grannie, as part of her health regimen so she tells me, was feeding her face with ice cream. The little vixen was trying to make your friend jealous of her good fortune for she knows I have a weakness for the sorbets.

She offer me a lick -..of her ice cream, but in her eagerness she dropped some on my pants which she thought was hilarious. Naturally, although it was in an embarrassing place, I did not lose my savoir faire, for I am of a forgiving nature with the clumsy and inept I told her that I would not spill ice cream on her dress which she took to mean that I wore a dress - and commenced to negotiate what favors would I give her to keep her bratty mouth shut.

Of course I refused to submit to her blackmail we CIA operatives know how handle these things.

556 posted on 05/24/2002 3:19:08 PM PDT by acnielsen guy
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To: andysandmikesmom
Wow. Mr._Magoo is wonderful. A double sharp guy that brings all kinds of good stuff to the USO Canteen. Props to Mr.Mom and Magoo.
557 posted on 05/24/2002 3:20:24 PM PDT by lodwick
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To: andysandmikesmom
spent the last few days, making an inventory of my dollies

hi andysmom
we were wondering where you were
glad to c u
ok, I'll take a guess, 1500 dollies
love, palo
558 posted on 05/24/2002 3:20:29 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Had to be.. Professor Westmex.. The scourge of the Baja.. Read em and weep.. I failed all the tests.. sigh..but I got my just rewards.. Have to admit.. the Prof is kind of cute.. ;)
559 posted on 05/24/2002 3:20:43 PM PDT by grannie9
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To: acnielsen guy
Hilarious - thanks! You sorbet licker you.
560 posted on 05/24/2002 3:22:19 PM PDT by lodwick
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