Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 011

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[habs4ever]

"Fat Chance" is the name of the plumber's company ;-)

[palo verde]

hi habs
he is out there dismantling the whole cat apparatus now
he took down their tent
picked up their water bowls
it is time for cat family to move on
they arrived last year in our front yard skinny and starving
he fed and watered them for whole year
I hope and pray they find new happy home elsewhere
Tara's backyard would be perfect
she has no dog, it is fenced in
it is cool and shady there
He wanted them to move on last week, but didn't have the heart to do it
but it is way too risky for baby kitties to stay where they are, the cars drive by on street, and dogs wander neighborhood
and it was only a matter of time before they'd have found a way to get into our fenced backyard
where Lulu and Happy roam
it was emotional when it happened, but we both seem to have gotten our spirits back up
Lulu is lyin' flat froggie next to me
so all is well
love, palo

[palo verde]

rofl you are riot
''fat chance'' is not name of plumbers company in spain
it was how ac estimated his chances of plumber arriving today

[palo verde]

if it was name of plumbing company in spain
it would be called el chance gordito
(fatty watty plumbing co)

[palo verde]

have you started makin' accommodations for the twins
ac is throwin' babyshower for them
what shall I bring
would an extra lettuce spinner come in handy

[habs4ever]

You spanish is good.Has AC asked you to help with being an interpreter?

On another note, where do you think the kitties will spend the night?I think it will hard for Bill to just leave them to roam on the yard and not feed them.He'll be checking all the time ;-)

[habs4ever]

Hey, don't pawn the rugrats off on me!! Get Westy to be honourable first ;-)Babies won't want mesclun anyway, more like soft food and milk!!

[palo verde]

tis obvious our social butterfly does not have time and devotion to give to them now
of course they could live with their dad
but you seem more domestic than westy
you iron while you watch your videos
you can keep eye on the twins at same time
and you will have two assistants to help you polish the silver

[palo verde]

don't worry, westy will send you check each month

[palo verde]

be sure to teach them how to shoot their guns
in westy's world, carrying is as important as lettuce spinnin'
think northwest habs

[palo verde]

try to control yourself and don't bring them up to be statists
you told us how your girlfriend nods and agrees with you each time you explain politics to her
remind the twins that their auntie palo is libertarian

[palo verde]

after teachin' them mama and dada
be sure to teach them ''stop the war on drugs''
daddy would also appreciate it if you would explain 2nd amendment rights to them
it's hard to know what their mama is into, maybe pontoon boats and pizza
oh how could I have forgotten -- lobster!!!

[habs4ever]

For a libertarian, you are awfully free with your advice to me!!LOL You're such a statist, Auntie Palo....in fact, I think you could tend to one yourself.It would be a new plaything for LuLu and think of the walks you'd take together plus the new swimming adventures.Nope, Palo, you first, my dear!!

[palo verde]

I'm sending you a ''free paul bocuse'' poster for their nursery
and golden books of paul bocuse's famous recipes (in english and french)

you don't have to thank me, what are friends for

[grannie9]

NO ONE IS RAISING OUR TWINS.. !!!!! Me and Westy will handle it.. thankyoueversomuch.....

[Neets]

ROTFLMAO.

Mom has spoken. Hush ya'll.

[habs4ever]

Now Auntie, I must hop off to the bank as its closing today, or at least the branch closet to me is shutting down, so need to get my bankroll.So, toodle loo for now, and think hard about helping Grannie and Westy with their new obligation ;-)

[grannie9]

I'm not raising them to be salad spinning weirdos.. They can have baths with Mr. Bubbles.. but no Habs bubble baths.. They will wear Dr. Dentons.. no green silk jobbies.. They will not eat gormet food.. They will eat hotdogs and hamburgers..

WESTY!!!! I NEED HELP HERE..

[lodwick]

;-)

[palo verde]

rofl I am not a statist
there's no law you have to raise the twins
westy doesn't even have to send child support
what else is Auntie Neets for
she has way too much time on her hands
this will give her something to keep her busy