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Posted on 05/16/2002 10:16:11 AM PDT by Mo1

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To: gratefulwharffratt
Brian should be wearing a leather tie... *L* -- no, maybe not. Molly might rig one up for him though after he embarrassed her. I don't like his tie, but Lauren looks nice in her blue outfit.
301 posted on 05/17/2002 3:15:44 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
Sometimes I wonder if Steve cares or if he has a bit of a "take this job and ....... " attitude. Which I like. Who would ever watch any of the other morning news shows when this one is on? It's great.
302 posted on 05/17/2002 3:17:43 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
Ananova strikes again:
Doctors say men run the risk of injuring themselves when they take off a woman's bra.A report in a medical journal says one patient suffered major ligament damage and a fracture to one of his fingers while completing the task.The man ended up with his finger in a splint for three weeks after picking up the injury, which is often associated with rock climbing.It also says surveys show 40% of men in their 30s and 40s have problems removing bras.It adds a recent test found men spent an average of 27 seconds taking them off using both hands.

>/font>Hee hee hee... these industrial strength bras are tricky, especially for drunks. Sheeeeshh... apparently drunken men even have limp fingers.

303 posted on 05/17/2002 3:21:18 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
And too-early-in-the-morning typing women have limp html fingers, too. Or is it too late at night?
304 posted on 05/17/2002 3:22:20 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Who would ever watch any of the other morning news shows when this one is on? It's great.


Did you see yesterday when E.D. jumped up and strangled Steve, and he fell out in the floor?? She slaps on them both regularly, when they get out of line cracking on her about her numerous marriages, which also happens regularly.

305 posted on 05/17/2002 3:24:19 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: gratefulwharffratt
I didn't watch it yesterday... when is she supposed to get married again? Doesn't she have a wedding coming up soon?
306 posted on 05/17/2002 3:28:55 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
some real dum-dums on the phone -- why don't you call in?
307 posted on 05/17/2002 3:29:27 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
Watching the scantily clad Brit soldiers frolicking around was a nice treat. Is that a symptom of the mystery illness?
308 posted on 05/17/2002 3:35:51 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
some real dum-dums on the phone -- why don't you call in?


No hablo Ingles. Yo hablo Southern.

309 posted on 05/17/2002 3:36:13 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: gratefulwharffratt
*LOL* ROASTING RATHER!!!! Char him, ED and Brian - that pompous anti-American senile liberal.
310 posted on 05/17/2002 3:40:44 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
*LOL* ED just turned all the Brits into Jesus walking on water... oh well -- she laughed at herself when Brian pointed it out. I don't have a passport - what do I know??
311 posted on 05/17/2002 3:43:33 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
I used to do radio on a Sunday morning community service call-in talk show. I was the conservative and my arch enemy from the opinion page at the daily paper was the liberal... but in person he always caved in and wouldn't argue. "Good point, Valerie"... What a wuss!
312 posted on 05/17/2002 3:46:36 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: gratefulwharffratt
This guy talking about the INS mess looks like he could be Dustin Hoffman's taller brother.
313 posted on 05/17/2002 3:55:59 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Okay, I'll funkle and get it over with. These Cocoa Puffs are as rough on the roof of my mouth as Captain Crunch... I should have made oatmeal.
314 posted on 05/17/2002 3:57:21 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
Rumsfeld on 'Today' show in a minute. (I always see what their lead story is. This one ought to be real bad)
315 posted on 05/17/2002 4:03:26 AM PDT by gratefulwharffratt
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To: gratefulwharffratt
I watched Bill Krystal on Fox --- I do not like that guy.
316 posted on 05/17/2002 4:23:54 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
What did Valerie know...

And when did she know it?

Hmmmmmmm?

317 posted on 05/17/2002 4:54:31 AM PDT by Windshark
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To: Prentice
Why didn't I do anything about it?? Huh? Get yer blue ribbon panel and answer me that!
318 posted on 05/17/2002 4:57:03 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: ValerieUSA
It must have been your fault.

With all that secret intelligence at your fingertips....

319 posted on 05/17/2002 4:59:56 AM PDT by Windshark
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To: ValerieUSA
"Deliver us from evil"

And total morons too....these people really need to get a life.

320 posted on 05/17/2002 5:01:17 AM PDT by Windshark
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