Sunbather Mistaken for Kournikova Due to Nipples

Reuters ^ | May 16 2002 | Gail Appleson

[2Trievers]

One day off-line and you guys miss all the good news! &;-)

[martin_fierro]

I wanted to conduct a scientific survey of this "womens' nipple diameter" theory, but Mrs. Fierro had different ideas.

[2Trievers]

Udderly ridiculous, if you ask me! &;-)

[NeoCaveman]

I can't believe this story withhout pictures.

[Inge_CAV]

So, a jewelry salesman photographs the wrong pair of "Gems" and certifies them as real........

[hobbes1]

this has to be done.

Now does the chick above look like Anna?

[NeoCaveman]

The first picture, I can't see... it must be filtered out. I really have no doubt that the pics are not genuine.

[hobbes1]

I saw them. No objective observer could think It was Kournikova. The mag is screwed.

[2Trievers]

Now I know what to get your for Xmas, CAV! LOL &;-)

[Inge_CAV]

For Xmas, I will take anything from post #6, and be Happy. : )

[2Trievers]

Well, you'll have to have been a VERY good boy this year! &;-)

[Inge_CAV]

I promise to be very good until I get my Xmas present. After that............. : )

[2Trievers]

And how many volts did those new batteries have ... I forget now? LOL &;-)

[Inge_CAV]

24 volts and I have forgotten how they were taken out. Either the plus + goes to the front or the negative -.

Arrrrrrrgh!!!

[2Trievers]

I know this stuff can be complicated CAV .... especially if you are out of practice! LOL &;-)

[Gumlegs]

Difficult to get an accurate nipple measurement from the photos provided. Anyway, I'm not sure whether Ramaesiri was talking diameter, relative protrusion, hue, or a combination thereof.

[TADSLOS]

Nipplegate. It was just a matter of time.

[2Trievers]

Is this "Game, set, nipple-match" for Penthouse? &;-)

[TADSLOS]

The salesman should have used the latest nipple recognition scan technology.

[2Trievers]