Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 009

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[grannie9]

You'd better be there Loddy... I'll be waiting for you... I will have my coffee early and plan for earlier drinks than usual... We will have a toast.. Where's that Hab-it-ual?

[palo verde]

girl, you have a great life
and you deserve it
you are sweetheart of western world

All, uso canteen has great pics today for momsday
snowbunny outdid herself
thank you snowbunny
Love, Palo

[lodwick]

You are thought of daily.

[palo verde]

lol are you two partying already

don't know where habs flew
maybe my post bout movin' to tucson if you're having a nervous breakdown gave him ideas

[lodwick]

Hi Sweetness - glad you found the Canteen tribute and all the pretties there. I stole borrowed some nice roses for my mom from the Canteen. ;-)

[grannie9]

Smooch to the true sweetheart of the western world... Those flowers are so pretty... It is raining here so they really brighten the place up..

I'm so sorry you can't see my pics.. From now on I'll have to give you access to Yahoo briefcase... You can see them there.. That way if the they don't show up you can find them if you want to.. Big smooches sweety pie...

[palo verde]

your mom did good job with you loddy
you turned out sweet

[lodwick]

(I used to have a sign on my Refrigerator that said: Grandchildren are God's reward for not choking the living sh!t out of your children).

12 posted on 5/12/02 1:16 PM Central by Iowa Granny

I thought you guys might enjoy this sentiment from The Guild.

[palo verde]

don't worry chickie, your pics will show up for me tomorrow
my puter is in funny mood today
lol I found this one on canteen
and sent it to westy on email
(too bad my email wont send)

[palo verde]

lol habs
Bill made couscous again this mornin'
when I wanted lunch, I followed your instructions
I added everything to it but the kitchen sink
I'm eatin' it now
it came out good
thanks sweetie
love, palo

[palo verde]

lol loddy
enlightened ETs have figured out how to live for 10,000 years
so they live with their parents till they're 90

[palo verde]

I sent Neets' card to my mom
luckily it went thru
just found this one on Canteen by snowbunny
tried to send it to my mom and her friend Laura in new hampshire
it won't go thru tho

[lodwick]

May the Good Lord bless our moms richly for choosing life!

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet!"

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll GIVE you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

[palo verde]

yay, my email is workin' again
all my cards went out
thank you heaven
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

rofl loddy, that is funny

Q: when are you happy to see spam mail in your Inbox?
A: when your email has been down for past two hours

[palo verde]

they're all true
I'm partial to My mother taught me about WEATHER - ''It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.''

[palo verde]

I meant your joke is funny
I made up joke bout email when I suddenly got spam mail 5 minutes ago

[palo verde]

oki your gifs are sooo funny
they make your posts colorful
I'm gigglin' at this one

wow, another spam email just came in, great!!

[lodwick]

;-) Your spam joke is funny - and true!

Somehow, some porn spam outfit has acquired my addy.
Errica, Sexy Erica, and Jenny want to take me to orgasmic heaven.
I think I'll stay with FR. ;-)

[grannie9]

This is for you Loddy..(hope I don't get thrown off)

... "This old lady is walking around the nursing home saying "Super Pussy".. "Super Pussy.".., and flashing her robe open and showing things she shouldn't show.

A nurse came up to her and said.. "Mrs Smith, you can't do that.. Now come along and I'll take you to your room."

So the nurse is leading Mrs. Smith to her room when Mrs. Smith noticed a light under a door.. and she broke away from the nurse and opened the door.

There was this old man laying in the bed.. and she flung open her robe and yelled at him.. "Super Pussy, Super Pussy."

He looked her up and down.. studied her a minute or two.. and weakly said..

"I think I'll take the soup.. "