Freeoples Thread 306

[Rowdee]

I haven't had my news station on all day, but I think I read somewhere on this forum or that other one that there is bad weather back east....its possible they've lost power.

[gratefulwharffratt]

Or worse, that one of them tornadoes picked her up and left her in the woods near Ratty's place.

That WOULD be worse for we Southerners.

MUCH WORSE!!!

[Rowdee]

Well, I don't Val.....but I can't imagine a kinkier sort of situation....you with another fella sitting at a computer typing to The Ratty One.....

Have I missed something?

[gratefulwharffratt]

How do you know I'm alone?

Don't worry Val, The Voices make sure that you are never really alone, anyway.

[Servant of the Nine]

You got it....sort of like cattlemen and sheepherders....crap....I can't use that example--I were both! At the same time sometimes!

Does that mean you have to burn your own barn down?

So9

[ValerieUSA]

ssshhhhhh.. no one is supposed to know I'm a stalker.

[gratefulwharffratt]

...but I can't imagine a kinkier sort of situation....you with another fella sitting at a computer typing to The Ratty One.....

I can sure imagine it. Much, much, much, MUCH more kinky.

[ValerieUSA]

Dang it swervie - I took a self-portrait for you, but I left my clothes on and it's blurry. I'll just never be a Bonnie Lee Blakely at this rate. Which is good, I like being alive.

[Rowdee]

Ratty, if it will make you feel any better, I will try to look up other threads to see if you have been here very much.....

Do I just go to the little "Find" box and type in gratefulwharfratt and then change the type to 'poster' and thumb down thru what comes up to cover the period for the last 3 weeks or however long you wanted me to check on?

[gratefulwharffratt]

ssshhhhhh.. no one is supposed to know I'm a stalker.

If you had been a SUCCESSFUL Stalker, then no one would have known, to begin with.

[ValerieUSA]

All I have to do is remove my radio receiver and the voices are gone. But then I'm indecent.

[Rowdee]

Sumthin like that.....boy, it was rough when the shoot-em ups came to town! Have to hire stand-ins and all that!!

[ValerieUSA]

Yes, but I didn't have have a fair chance to succeed. I was chased from thread to thread to freepmail to freepmail to be called a stalker before I even got started on my stalking career.

[Rowdee]

Oh quit bragging! I've never had the need to cross swords with some young kinky hunk of a ratt!

[ValerieUSA]

Even innocent me can imagine something kinkier than typing.

[gratefulwharffratt]

Yes, but I didn't have have a fair chance to succeed. I was chased from thread to thread to freepmail to freepmail to be called a stalker before I even got started on my stalking career.

A PREEMPTIVE Stalker accusation attack?? Hard to disprove that!!

Ingenious!! In a twisted, warped, control freakish sort of way, that is.

[gratefulwharffratt]

Even innocent me can imagine something kinkier than typing.

*Gasp*

Details. We want details.

[Servant of the Nine]

I took a self-portrait for you, but I left my clothes on

You are lookin good Val. Your color is good. The other pics you have posted have a bluish/magenta tint. I was beginning to wonder if you were really from Area 51

So9

[Rowdee]

Sorry....in #429, I presumed a 3-week time frame....did you want more or less time....you just said 'several weeks'......and how do I go about checking out or scouting out your normal FReeping usage rates? Or is that a stat you wish me to develop? :)

[ValerieUSA]

Mostly just in an ancient history sort of way. It pays to move on.