Freeoples Thread 306

[sweetliberty]

Mo, you have to be creative. Generate a rumor that there is vicious aunt witch living in the attic and she eats strange little children, just like in Hansel and Gretel. OR, you could go with a GIANT pet rat story hinting at the existence of children your girls USED to play with. Then just once, put hubby in a giant rat suit and let her catch a glimpse of him in the shadows. Oh okay, so it IS a little morbid, but sometimes you have to go with what might work! Hehehehe...

[null and void]

The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict.

The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story. Arafat replies, of course.

The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them.

They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing -- including Moses.

When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing."
"Who took my clothes?" Moses asked those around him.
"It was the Palestinians", replied the Israelites--

Wait a minute, objected Arafat immediately, there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!

All right, replies the Prime Minister, now that we've got that settled, let's begin our negotiations

[Mo1]

I'm at the point I just might try that one .. lol

[ValerieUSA]

Bogey was a hero and not only rid the world of Nazis - he came home from the war to rid the world of Gangster Rocco, too. What a guy.

[sweetliberty]

That's good! LOL!

[Darlin']

LOL. Funny. I can picture that one happening.

[sweetliberty]

Or you could try to convince her family that you're just too weird to allow their kid to hang out at your house.....oh wait, that one hasn't worked has it?

[ValerieUSA]

Nighty night all... Dream Big

[sweetliberty]

I'm about to fall asleep here. Maybe I can actually GET some sleep tonight! I don't have to get up early. YIPPEEEE!!!! Night y'all.

*Hugs*

[Mo1]

LOL .. no

I have noticed that she doesn't like when I yell .. hehe

You should see the one little boy in the neighborhood .. he comes right out and tells her "I don't want to play with her cause I don't like her" ... he is honest and to the point .. lol

[Mo1]

I need to head off also .. have lots to do tomorrow

Nighty Nite and Sweet Dreams

[Darlin']

Me, too. I'm exhausted. Goodnight Y'all. It was much fun, tonight. Sweet dreams.

[null and void]

'nite, Sweet...

[gratefulwharffratt]

Any suggestions?

Yes, email it to me.

[gratefulwharffratt]

Report: Arafat Linked to Attacks highest ranking Palestinian leaderto be taken into custody admits

Hmmmm. Mossad interrogation techniques must be a wee bit more effective than our techniques.

[gratefulwharffratt]

THE REAL WAR CRIME

It is about time that somebody mentioned these things, since the U.N. will NEVER do it.

[gratefulwharffratt]

WHY TV NEWS LOVES A LIAR

That lying Bastard named something Rahman needs to be dragged behind the woodshed too, and taught not be a damned liar.

[ValerieUSA]

The TV news networks call in Bill Richardson as an "expert" when we all know he is a liar -- why not call in Saeb Erekat? It's not like they have standards.

[ValerieUSA]

Good Friday Morning FReeople

[gratefulwharffratt]

Charlton Heston on Winning the Cultural War

You strike me as someone who enjoys a good classic, timeless rant.