All-Time Best of the.... WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES!

Downstream ^ | Apr 19 2002

[Richard Kimball]

I've been thinking of writing one, "If the FBI ever dusted your body they'd find the fingerprints of everyone in town."

[Richard Kimball]

"Pissin in the Wind" by Jerry Jeff Walker, which is actually a pretty good song, and was done specifically as an insult to Kris Kristofferson, which makes me like it twice as much.

[2Trievers]

I like it! LOL &;-)

[2Trievers]

ROFLOL .. thanks Rich! &;-)

[oregon conservative]

I Dug A Wella Wella When I Went To Walla Walla is a favorite of mine. About a gal named Della whose fella dug her a wella-- funny song

[Savage Beast]

I love Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Posts of Life). It's always a toss-up between that and the St. Matthew Passion, isn't it?

Two of my other religious favorites (though this is a bit off the subject) are

Gladly the Cross I'd Bear

and

You Who Unto Jesus

[2Trievers]

Sacriligiously funny Beastie ... thanks! &;-)

[Savage Beast]

Speaking of sacrilege--once after telling a rather irreverent joke to a charming if dissolute woman, who was, among other things, alcoholic and homosexual, I paused, hoping that I had not offended her, and mused, "I think God has a sense of humor, don't you?"

"I'm depending on it," she replied.

(I think I'm depending on it too.) --SB

[2Trievers]

ROFLOL ... that should be my mantra! Hugs, 2T &;-)