Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 004

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[andysandmikesmom]

Wow...$60.00 a carton in New York...thats just plain outrageous...Its almost as if they cant get us to quit voluntarily, they are going to make us quit by force, forcing us to reconsider smoking as being a financial hazard...I am really angry about this...

Yet, beer is always on sale...my hubby just had the food ads today, and one of his favorite beers is on sale, so he will stock up...

You know, when I was a little girl, my dad had this cigarette rolling machine....he would buy the cig papers, and tobacco...you put the tobacco at one end of the roller, in a little holder, and the paper went in, and then you pulled the roller, and voila, you had a cig...he used to let me pull the roller...

After my dad died, and I was cleaning out his room, I found two cig rollers, with lots of papers, and tins of tobacco..altho dad now bought his cigs from the store, he still kept his hand in practice, so to speak, by occasionally rolling his own cigs...of those two rollers he had, one is much newer than the other...I am willing to bet that the old one, is the one he had when I was a little girl

It may be time for me to try my hand at this...I hate to smoke unfiltered cigs, but could always just buy a cig holder, and use that for my own rolled cigs...drastic times call for drastic measures...

[palo verde]

hi cookie
I'm sorry doin' your taxes is such an ordeal
one assumes reversing the Fall in garden of eden means no more death and taxes
I guess we'll find out
LOL
good luck gettin' taxes done and off your back (and mind)
so you are free again
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Palo.. I'm free.. free...You are such a good dispatcher.. The Jaws of Life saved me.. I insisted the "youngster" give me a little mouth to mouth to make sure I was breathing right.. Heh, heh, heh...

No help from you AC.. Capt'n, Busty Tit-Mouse poster. Arrrrrr... me thinks me needs a more alert Capt'n..or I could get in some real trouble out there..

[andysandmikesmom]

I sure am glad that Happy was a good boy at the vets...and he has more sliced tasty roast beef for his pills...(He likes being the sick boy, when it means lots of tasty roasty beef)

Yes, indeed, that Helga was quite the drama queen for the vet...but he just got such a kick out of her...he would just look at her and laugh...He was really so good to her...

When she had her tooth surgery, while she was zonked out, he clipped her nails...Now I had not requested that he do that, as we did it at home(Tho it was quite the ordeal, Helga hated to have her nails clipped)..But the vet said, since she was zonked out, and all dopey, and he loved her so, he thought he would give her a free gift of newly clipped toenails, and she would not even know what happened(And he would not charge me the usual fee for nail clipping)...for Helga, he said it was free..

[habs4ever]

Hope that lifesaver didn't catch something from you ;-)Oh the horror!! LOL

[grannie9]

Tisk, tisk... smarty pants.. If he did.. he'll sleep like a baby... He'll hear me singing Lullabye's alllll night.. sigh...

[palo verde]

you are ingenius gal andysmom
I am used to convenience of pack of cigs
but I remember those lil rolling machines from the '60s
your idea of using cig holder so we can inhale deeply if we want to is a good one
if my State follows this corrupt choice of NY
I'm gonna practice my hand at rollin' my own
you gave me solution
I appreciate it
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Having Dirty Westy Callahan to free a troublesome Grannie is good insurance.If she acts up, he can shoot her in self defense, especially if she unleashes her wiggling tongue ;-) LOL!! Shoot to kill Westy!!

[palo verde]

your vet loved Helga
I don't love Lulu more than I love Happy
but there is something 'bout bassets
which is irresistable
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

You aren't the only one that found some concepts of Ken Carey's well....confusing.I wonder why writers seek to obscure when presenting new ideas, rather than simplify and elighten.Hmmmmmm....;-)

[palo verde]

the whole time you were in trouble
he posted busty tits
no thanks to him you are free now

[palo verde]

I'm glad you and supermarket cutie were soul kissin'
you deserve romance in your life after your ordeal

[habs4ever]

Cap'n, me thinks that is Chrissy on Tuesday's.She goes around Austin as a blonde on those days ;-)Mind you, she has another one that substitutes Guns for Brains.The ladies ought to know that us "bird watchers" know they really don't need brains at all ;-)

[palo verde]

seems like Sheriff Westy was mia when chicki's emergency arose

[palo verde]

and Deputy Sheriff Habs was not an eager beaver either

[palo verde]

lol back in nyc my friend tommy masciotta said no man wants to marry a dumb woman
cause who is he gonna turn to when he needs help
finally I can post someone's real full name on internet
tommy never learned how to read
but he was perceptive and had common sense

[westmex]

You people and your cigs...Tailor mades got to expensive for me years and years ago. So I went to rolling my own with a little machine. That got to expensive too, so I just flat out quit. To he!! with giving the govs all that tax money... I can remember when you could buy them for 10¢ a pack.....
....Westy...

[grannie9]

Palo..please be careful of what people feed Lulu... Poor thing...

[palo verde]

ROFL

[habs4ever]

Was Tommy the bookie or the muscle for the Mob?