Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 004

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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner D uring a lapse between evil schemes, Dirk and the conniving Vector were sharing a glass of wine and chit-chatting...

[acnielsen guy]

A happy April Fool's day to you all. Click below and go to Harvard were it is April Fool's day every day of the year.

See Fred on Everything HERE

[acnielsen guy]

Good morning grannie - Happy April Fool's day - They are going to fix your computer today? HAAA HAAAAA HA!

[grannie9]

You really know how to hurt an old, weary, computer hating Grannie don't you? I hope an F8 key pops out over your left eye and you die by a running Safe Mode... Be good enough for a wicked old sea Capt'n like you... While I go plotzing along..hoping for a cure....

The only big cure I need, is a cure from you....smooooch

Oh.... I also need a cure from this horrendous large font... Yikes...my neighbors can read this...

[acnielsen guy]

Grannie I feel your pain – If the F8 key hits me in the eye I hope you feel mine. I don't use F8 for safe mode I use Control... he he

[acnielsen guy]

CNTL

[grannie9]

Yeah... you lost "Control" years ago.... Old Fart!!

[palo verde]

hi ac, hi chickie
it's a beautiful mornin' in Tucson
our trees now have green leaves and the birds are singin' in them
what time does your computer man come chickie?
tell him about your font problem
I hope my rugman shows up
I made the appointment 3 weeks ago
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi ac
I read all your links
they're so funny
I clicked on astronomy pic of day
didn't know NASA had sense of humor
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

ha ha ha ha
find the twins suddenly got easy
I saw it right away
I guess we weren't doing well with the hard ones
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

Girl, you have had more adventures in hippieville than I have in a couple of wars

lol westy you are so funny
my adventures were sweeter :)
just remembered it was not only me and helen in that canoe
alfredo leonardo was there too
he was Italian experimental filmmaker from Rome
I had met Anna from Rome in laundromat downstairs when she didn't know how to work washing machine
I helped her
she was cute nice girl
she took me home to meet her husband
he was tall nice guy with hair stickin' out
that night I got phone call from Alfredo, sayin' he was their friend & would like to meet me
I said meet me after school teaching at school I work
Helen was teacher in room next door
I wasn't attracted to him but liked him as friend
and took him everywhere I went
('cept to womens lib meetings, boys were not allowed)
he told me next day it made powerful impression on him when I stood up naked in canoe lol
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

oh andysmom you are angel from heaven
I woke up in middle of night
couldn't sleep, all that cleanin' upset my system
upset the dogs too
who were rousted out of their cubbyholes
found your post
bout your exquisite Easter feast
and your lovely son arriving
and Easter goodies and Easter decorations
you put me in heaven
how lovely he has gal in Olympia he is enthusiastic 'bout
so drops in more often
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi oki
will rugman remember to show up
I made appointment 3 weeks ago
wish I remembered who I called
I found name in yellow pages
maybe I should get off puter in case he is callin' me
maybe I better not walk Lulu till he arrives
I figure we made appointment for 9AM
it is 8:30 here now
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

the next mornin' I picked alfredo up in his east village apt for us to go for breakfast
he said ''the memory of you standing up in canoe
I masturbated and it was strong''
I said ''alfredo, american boys don't talk like that
let's go out for pancakes''

[palo verde]

lol habs wish me luck with rugman
I'm gonna put Lulu on leash now and go outside and wait for him
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Good luck with the rugman!! I figure he must be there now, as you haven't been on.Either that, or LuLu has taken you on an adventure around the neighbourhood;-)

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
yes Ernie is here now
he is workin' in other room
he told Bill to vacuum first, cause steam cleaner picks up some stuff, not others
Lulu took me on nice adventures
first we met 3 lil children
Lulu rushed over to be petted
they petted Lulu and fed her their popcorn
they said ''how old is Lulu,'' I said ''4 years old''
they said ''Abigail is 4 too''
I said ''Abigail and Lulu both start kindergarten next year''
Abigail was such a cute lil gal
neither she nor her brothers knew they don't let dogs in kindergarten
it was like a conversation right out of Grannie's Korner
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

then we met man who lives in the wash
you could tell by his eyes he has no use for people
but Lulu rushed over to hug and kiss him
and he was happy to hug and pet her

[andysandmikesmom]

Hey there Miss Palo...Well, your rugman has arrived, so it should be an exciting day for you...loved your story about Lulu running up to kids to be pet...Helga used to do that all the time...she just loved everyone...whenever anybody came to the door, whether salespeople, or kids selling stuff for school, or the mailman with a package, whenever the door rang, Helga would run to the door, and she would be screaming and baying, demanding to be pet..I would always ask the person at the door to pet her, so that she would be satisfied and shut up....Those bassets just love their attention....

Its cool here and overcast, and have to have the heat running, to take the chill out of the house...spring may be here on the calendar, but our weather does not seem like it yet...

Luckily for me, I cooked such a huge meal for Easter, a giant ham and a giant turkey, that I dont have to cook from scratch again, till the weekend...we love ham and turkey leftover, and there are always new and exciting ways to use up those wonderful leftovers...

Well, this month, April, is the month for the hubbys birthday...he says hes does not enjoy getting older, but on the other hand, this next birthday just means only three years until we retire...Then we are going to jump into the RV and visit the lovely Palo, and her faithful sidekick Lulu, and Bill and his faithful sidekick Happy...that gives you three years warning Palo...I am coming to see you...

[habs4ever]

LuLu is a such a goodwill ambassador, plus she's also an attention slut;-)She can't get enough, can she??lol.Hope she treats Ernie right, too.