Freeoples Thread 294

[ValerieUSA]

*L* HE mentioned the thong first... I merely asked him if he was Tarzan dressed in animal skins while he played with his Magic Apple in the treetops. A perfectly logical question!

[sweetliberty]

"HE mentioned the thong first... I merely asked him if he was Tarzan dressed in animal skins while he played with his Magic Apple in the treetops. A perfectly logical question!"

I thought that was Ratty with the magic Apple...so how did Swervie get into Ratty's thong in the trees? Perfectly logical question.

[Rowdee]

...."Tarzan dressed in animal skins while he played with his Magic Apple in the treetops"...

ROTFLMBO!!! Plaing with his "magic apple"......LOLOLOLOLOL! Yeah.....right.....uh-huh.....sure......

Why does ratty do this to all the wimmen?

[ValerieUSA]

I see you two do need pictures to understand. Unfortunately, I haven't been to the east coast yet. You'll have to draw your own.

[Mo1]

Oh, geeze......Keyes is having David Horowitz on his show

I saw that part ... Keyes really ripped some butt .. lol

[ValerieUSA]

*LOL* You have to go back to the 700-800 posts page of this thread to really be confused. You've got a good start, though.

[ValerieUSA]

Magic Apple = his computer (which converts to a bong)

[Rowdee]

Yeah....right.....uh-huh......sure :)

[ValerieUSA]

I can tell this totally sober mode I've been living in lately does not improve my clarity of post. Time to pop a cork!

[Mo1]

Girl .. what you be talking about .. lol

[gratefulwharffratt]

HE mentioned the thong first..

*** Wagging finger, and biting lip ***

I did NOT describe my wardrobe to that woman, Miss ValerieUSA, and I never asked ANY woman not to lie with me.

It must have been the Vast Chicken Wing Conspiracy

[Mo1]

Hey Dr. Ratty .. remember that thingy you mentioned about using a floppy with Microsoft XP .. well I mention this to the Hubby and he tried using it and it didn't work ..

He wants to know if you can save him the headache of searching out the problem ..

What does he need to do to fix it ??

[ValerieUSA]

You proved my point! Thank you.

[gratefulwharffratt]

so how did Swervie get into Ratty's thong in the trees? Perfectly logical question.

Sorry, but it is not logical to think that The Blob could climb a tree. He might break a sweat if he did that.

And if he gets anywhere near me, he will need more than shoulder surgery to repair him.

[Mo1]

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went he went into the nurse's office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis had died. She realized that he was old and forgetful and decided to humor him, "It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later Mr. Smith was walking down the halls with his penis hanging outside of his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith! I thought you said your penis had died!? "It did," he replied. "Today's the viewing.

[gratefulwharffratt]

remember that thingy you mentioned about using a floppy with Microsoft XP

What the Hell are you talking about, woman??

[ValerieUSA]

I never asked ANY woman not to lie with me.

*L* Kinda redundant to do that after she's already slapped you.

[Mo1]

What .. there is something you DON'T remember .. lol

Remember last week when I said the hubby fixed all the XP problems

Then you said .. YAWN .. What till he tries to use the floppy Drive

Well I told him about that and he put a floppy in the drive and it wouldn't read the disk

So what were you trying to say .. is there ANOTHER problem that needs to be fix?? and if so .. how

[Letitring]

Whew. After the arts council thingie, I had other stuff to do. Groan. Then, I wound up in the mall. Closed it down tonight. LOL. Bought two outfits, two pairs of shoes, handbags, nylons,nail polish, lipstick, and I honestly can't remember what else. Alot of stuffs. :) Went to dinner afterward. Home and quite happily tired. :)Heard the Democrats and newsies saying the Republican party is split. Conservatives mad at President, yada yada yada. All over the news (GAG THROW UP) about Al Gore shaving his beard. GIVE ME STRENGTH.

[ValerieUSA]

Gore shaved his beard so they would talk about that instead of his campaign finance violations during the cfr debate. What good are campaign finance laws if they aren't followed or enforced? The worst any of these elected blatant lawbreakers ever had to do was watch a pal skip town or go to jail (did Maria Hsung actually go to jail?) and give back the illegal dough.