Freeoples Thread 293

[ValerieUSA]

Oh no! You got pink eye, too?

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[ValerieUSA]

I forgot a quotation mark.

[Mo1]

YEP ... and it sucks

Gotta feed the kiddies .. I'll be back in a bit

[Rowdee]

FOR ALL MEN LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT '10'

The other day I was in the local auto part store. A lady comes in and asks for a 'seven ten cap.' We all looked at each other and said, "What's a 'seven ten cap'?"

She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking, maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no...she said its a Buick. "

OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

"What does it do?," we asked. She said, "I don't know, but its always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.

The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.

One guy said "I think you want an oil cap."

She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so funny about it."

Yes, she was a blonde.

NOTE: If you read "710" upside down.... it spells OIL!!!!

[Mo1]

I don't ever intend to sweat again for any reason.

YEA RIGHT!!!!

[Rowdee]

Seems like you've been told about passin' Pink Eye around!!

[ValerieUSA]

I think it's kinda fun having a body. One that functions and moves around and can do stuff and take me places.

[Rowdee]

..."Once the therapy on the second shoulder is finished, I don't ever intend to sweat again for any reason"....

Pssssstttt......ahem....*cough*.....*cough*......celibacy isn't all its cracked up to be......a little sweat never hurt anyone.....did it?

[sweetliberty]

"At least you're not passing Pink Eye around "

Oh that is awful. I had it about a year and a half ago. Somebody at work was passing it around!

[Servant of the Nine]

celibacy isn't all its cracked up to be......a little sweat never hurt anyone.....did it?

I have never found sweating to be a necessary or useful part of sex. That's why I have Air Conditioning, and in extreme cases, I put cool water in the Jacuzzi.

So9

[ValerieUSA]

I just got a long e-mail from Grant and he's in trouble in the Navy for underage drinking and hurling at the bowling alley. sheeeeeesh.
At least I'm learning that the boy can write. He's very good at it, actually, especially considering he doesn't communicate verbally that well. I wonder if he can take photographs. He may be much more like me than we ever thought, which may be why we clashed so badly for so long. I also managed to get in trouble a lot for underage drinking.... though different kinds of trouble.

[Servant of the Nine]

He may be in trouble, but it's not real trouble. The Navy knows all about teenage boys, and about drunken sailor Men of all ages. He will get a Captains Mast that won't make a permanent mark on his record, unless he decides to do it regularly.

The boy needs to learn to hold his liquor and to not get caught.

So9

[Mo1]

Oh great now I have one kid with an ear infection ...

Can you say .. This is not my day ... see I knew you could ..

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

BBL

[Rowdee]

..."I have never found sweating to be a necessary or useful part of sex. That's why I have Air Conditioning, and in extreme cases, I put cool water in the Jacuzzi".....

My God, Servant, I wasn't talking about sweatin' like you would up in a tobacco shed like little ratty talks about!!! LOL!!

[Servant of the Nine]

My God, Servant, I wasn't talking about sweatin' like you would up in a tobacco shed like little ratty talks about!!! LOL!!

I know. I have sweated that way too, but once I get my shoulders and me in shape this time, never again. I don't intend to even get moist, except for the Jacuzzi.

So9

[ValerieUSA]

*L* Once you get your shoulders and you in shape, you just may decide that it feels good to be in shape, and want to keep yourself fit just to enjoy the sensation of being alive (sort of like Frankenstein's monster).

[Servant of the Nine]

...you just may decide that it feels good to be in shape, and want to keep yourself fit just to enjoy the sensation of being alive
(sort of like Frankenstein's monster).

Being in shape feels good, but nothing feels good enough to be worth 1/10 of the effort required to stay in shape.

Yes, and I have been there, done that and didn't bother with the T Shirt cause I was nekkid most of the time

So9

[null and void]

After they got into this shoulder they decided I would need physical therapy at least until Fall before it had recovered enough so that I could get along with the other one immobile for a month

Fool 'em. Recover quicker...

[null and void]

Once I was watching The View and they were upset that the men referred to women as Ladies ..

Ok .. how about Slut .. I wonder do they like that name better???

I doubt it. Truth hurts...

[null and void]

I don't ever intend to sweat again for any reason.

ANY reason???