The GUILD - 3-19-02

March 19, 2002

[MaeWest]

Stomp Here

Or if you're really feeling chi-chi, Tap Dance Here.

[lodwick]

After getting burned by my niece a couple of times, and throwing stuff up here on the Guild that had to be re-tracted or modified, I make a real effort to go to snopes or truthorfiction.com and verify before posting.

My latest, and I hope last, OOops, was the Senate hearing with Ollie North being questioned by algore, and North's calling Usama bin Laden the most dangerous man in the world - well, algore wasn't in the Senate at the time, and North named another terrorist, not Usama.

I'm ready to go back to travel plans and dreams - see you in Tuscany! ;-)

[codebreaker]

Sounds like Elton could be a guild member..and who's private plane did Liz 'borrow?'

[lodwick]

lmao - ..."the most enthusiastic bridegroom since the Duke of Winsdor or King David?" What is up with this? And then ..."Christian overtones?"

Do any of the Guild have a "spokesperson?" Does anyone who tells the truth need a spokesperson, and if so, why? I need you guys help with this. ;-)

[mountaineer]

Re your mention of a "spokesperson" - have you ever noticed that people who get their names in the news, whether through being crime victims, suspects, or whatever infamy, always seem to pop up with a "family spokesperson"? Every time we see one of those on the TV news, Mr. M turns to me and says, "You know, hon, we really need a family spokesperson," which of course gets me to laughing. I think the next time someone calls, we'll just say, "We can't speak right now, but would rather connect you to our family spokesperson."

[mountaineer]

More pics of the red-faced x42's visit to the Dominican Republic here (posts 35 and 36).

[MaeWest]

Hmmmm, Elton is sounding a tad bit like a 'woman scorned'.

[Endeavor]

Perhaps Clinton's red face is an unfortunate side effect of Viagra use? Or maybe he's never heard about the help available for Rosacia? Can't be shame or embarrassment- we all know he's not capable of those emotions.

[mountaineer]

He never will be ashamed. He did nothing wrong. (Just ask him).

[lodwick]

Some of you guys would make great family or individual Spokespersons - I'd have to pick Rummy, were I ever in need of a Spokesperson. That guy is Nails!

I need to go run the vacuum and make things look as if butt has been busted today. ;-)

[daisyscarlett]

It may not have had the class...

Is this supposed to be a compliment?

Thanks for the post. A fun read but I am so glad it is finally over.

[lodwick]

Durn, I had already marked you absent for the day. Good to see you, and good bye. Off to Jeopardize. ;-)

[daisyscarlett]

Went fishing today and I will say we had a much better time of it than Stick Guy, BHH.

[hoosiermama]

Please add my name to ping list. You are now difficult to find!

[Utah Girl]

Found this juicy little tidbit about Chelsea and her boyfriend. I wonder who is paying for all of her European adventures...

Chelsea Clinton Goes Wild!

By Cathryn Conroy, Netscape News Editor

We're not sure which is wilder. You decide.

Wild Thing No. 1: According to New York Post gossip columnist Neal Travis, Chelsea Clinton and her new love, Rhodes Scholar Ian Klaus, were spotted over the weekend in Venice, Italy staying at the very exclusive and very expensive Gritti Palace. The room for the three nights they were there would have cost around $10,000. The Italian paparazzi were going as wild as Chelsea, shooting pictures of the lovebirds kissing all over Venice, even on a gondola. The Post reports that they checked into the hotel as "Mr. and Mrs. Smith." Word on the street (well, among Chelsea's friends who talk to the media) is that Ian and Chelsea, both students at Oxford, will be engaged by year's end.

Wild Thing No. 2: Chelsea is a blonde! As From the Editor reported in January, Chelsea straightened her naturally curly locks and cut her hair in a bob. The Associated Press reports that now she's colored it blonde at the suggestion of designer Donatella Versace.

[daisyscarlett]

Chelsea a blonde? Wouldn't it be a hoot if HLL comes back with some local gossip about Chels...She landed in Italy on Monday...Maybe their paths crossed at the airport...

[Aquamarine]

Please add my name to ping list. You are now difficult to find!

Yeah, add me too. This place is so hard to find now I'm worn out by the time I get here and all I can do is lurk!

[Utah Girl]

LOL!

[pubmom]

Hmmm... Wasn't Donatella the one that supposedly arranged for her make-over, complete with the black dress with the droopy bosoms?
Chels, stop taking fashion advice from these people.

[mountaineer]

Taking fashion advice from this woman wouldn't seem to be the wisest choice (but I think it's obvious who told Chelsea to do the "raccoon eyes" thing).