Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 003

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[acnielsen guy]

Welcome to the new thread

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[acnielsen guy]

Scheherazade

Captain's Log Monday March 19th 2002 Saint Joseph

Fort Myers, Caloosahatchee River, Florida

Sunrise 06:32 EST, Sunset 18:38 EST
Moonset 22:44 EST, Moonrise 09:53 EST
Low Tide: 1:41 EST -0.07
High Tide: 08:37 EST 0.08
Low Tide: 12:23 EST 0.03
High Tide: 18:37 EST 0.29

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[acnielsen guy]

Hey! Guys all over to the new thread 003

[westmex]

Am I first?..Heavens, what is the world comming to...
..Westy....

[westmex]

No fourth!!!! Oh well.....
.... Westy....

[acnielsen guy]

Yes Westy you are the first of the swabs to sign in. That entitles you for a free cruise for two on a pirate ship.

[acnielsen guy]

Good morning Gran - how are you this fine morning. I understand you had a fine happy hour yesterday. Loved your montage.

[grannie9]

Gooooood moooorrrrnin, Capt'n..

I had a wonderful happy hour... Seems like some of my shipmates got a tad testy with me tho... Tisk, tisk..

Seems like some of my shipmates are into me walking the plank after dragging me out of my Hobbit Hole...

Seems like my shipmates, Palo, Habs, and Neets are having a little problem with my lifestyle...

My goodness.. jealousy is such a "greeeen" beasty... What's a woman to do?

Come Capt'n, lets leave the unwashed in the dust and plan our day.... Shall we?

[grannie9]

Ohhhh, my faux pas... Would you like your tea and crumpets now as you bath, or after you drip dry? I do have some lovely soft towels I can dry you with if you prefer? Let me know, I'll be fixing your tea....<);-)

[Neets]

Kinda early for the slut-down don'tcha think????

[grannie9]

oh, excuse me Capt'n, have you seen my spittoon?

[grannie9]

Well, good mornin Neets... Are you having a problem with something I said?

Please, speak up... We have no secrets here... Are you inferring that I may be sluttish? Hmmmmm, b!tch witch? <);-)

[Neets]

I ain't inferring nuttin...a slut is a slut is a slut is a slut...just ax Habs.

[grannie9]

FOFLMAO... Yes.. he is the expert in these parts about sluts all right...lol.. Of course you know what he'll say if I ask him?

So I won't...!!!

[acnielsen guy]

Seems like my shipmates, Palo, Habs, and Neets are having a little problem with my lifestyle...

Well you see my little darling – Palo Habs and Neets in these times when the picking are slim and there is not much in the way of booty coming our way – and they see the Captn's cabin wench living high on the hog. They are thinking I am holding out on them. There has been muttering and murmuring b'low decks. We will have to divert their attention from the imaginings with a little bread and lots of circuses.

So now my lusty nautical compass rose – I am thinking of riggin' a high wire 'tween the masts – you have a head for heights my dear and I think we can rustle up some spangled tights. You can do that for your sea daddy now?

[grannie9]

Now hold on a sec, Cap... You suggestin I walk the wire? With spangled tights? Moi?

Let me think this over... How much is in it for me? In tights? Hmmmmmm... I suppose there's no chance of a rain check?

Is my yob depending on this???? Maybe I'd rather be keel-hauled... Keep talkin.. I've been known to be easy.. What's in it for me?

[acnielsen guy]

Ohhhh, my faux pas... Would you like your tea and crumpets now as you bath, or after you drip dry? I do have some lovely soft towels I can dry you with if you prefer? Let me know, I'll be fixing your tea....<);-)

You certainly surprised Yr. Capt'n my little tight rope walker - that book on culture seem to have done you a power of good. Providing tea and crumpets now not Grog and hard tack.

Your Captain's has also been busy getting volunteers for our Circus performance. You will be pleased to learn that Oneida will be in charge of the stringing the wire between the masts and making sure it is safe, and Mistress Goody will be there to assist you when you reach the other end.

Palo of course will be publishing the news around town. Yr Capt'n. will be running the tote for the gamblers among us.

[acnielsen guy]

Gone for Lunch

[grannie9]

Your Captain's has also been busy getting volunteers for our Circus performance. You will be pleased to learn that Oneida will be in charge of the stringing the wire between the masts and making sure it is safe, and Mistress Goody will be there to assist you when you reach the other end.

O.V.E.R....M.Y.....D.E.A.D....B.O.D.Y.

I might be simple...but this sluts no fool....sheeeesh..

[habs4ever]

Into the grog early I see?? I am beginning to despair over you.I have heard you will be losing soon your one remaining tooth, so it' s a life of porridge from now on. Better if you walk the plank, my dear ;-)