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Posted on 03/14/2002 5:07:26 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: carton253
Could be. I just searched for "polka."
To: Corin Stormhands
I don't think they polka'd. Which country polka's as a national past time... I want to say Poland, but that's just because it is obvious.
To: Bear_in_RoseBear
Oh, now I'm just getting homesick... (sigh!)You're missing one of the most beautiful times of year, for sure...
To: carton253
<> "The hiiiills are aliiiiiiive....with the Soooound of Smeeaaaaagol!"
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; Corin Stormhands
"Yodel-layee-yodel-layee-yodel-lay-ee-oooooo!!!!"
It's a little cumbersome, so by Strider's time we changed it to "Elendil!" ;^)
32,745
posted on
10/10/2002 12:58:19 PM PDT
by
ksen
To: ItsOurTimeNow
You're singing my song!
To: Wordsmith; Overtaxed
"As the company enters the elven kingdom of Lothlorien, they are challenged by a small band of warrior Elves. The sex of these Elves is ambiguous. Some of them might be male or female, while the only one with a speaking part is, although male, strikingly effeminate. The only explanation I can think of for this strange production choice is that Jackson was attempting to make his Elves beautiful. It is a sad commentary on our cultural understanding of beauty that the only way he could devise to accomplish this was to make them androgynous."This guy gets it! He really gets it!
Haldir of Lorien,
Was a very androgynous elf,
He was ruthlessly snooty,
And awfully haughty,
And he loved to preen himself...
(more to come)
Copyright 2002 RWRF; to be sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman
To: carton253
Seamus Hamfist LOVES to sing the classics!
To: carton253; Corin Stormhands
Which country polka's as a national past time... Gondor of course. A truly manly dance!
32,749
posted on
10/10/2002 12:59:56 PM PDT
by
ksen
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; Wordsmith
Woo-hoo! Haldir bashing - my favorite!
The movie Haldir, that is! Oh, how I hate him!
To: Corin Stormhands
ksen isn't a dwarf. He's our resident Gondorian Choreographer... My mistake. I should have noticed his shoes. :)
Ballet slippers instead of galoshes!
To: All
Speaking of singing, I must go. Rehearsal this evening.
Manassas shooting is consistent with other...
Later folkses.
To: ksen
My apologies, sir.
I learn something new everyday. :)
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic
"The once was an Elf from Lothlorien,
whose......"
Oh, nevermind, there's ladies present.
32,754
posted on
10/10/2002 1:01:52 PM PDT
by
ksen
To: ksen
Well if Aragorn is going to do, I'll show up and watch!
To: ksen
Celeboring and Gladspamriel
Sitting in a tree....
Yeah, never mind....
To: RMDupree
You don't polka in ballet slippers.
Now here are some good boots to polka in:
32,757
posted on
10/10/2002 1:09:01 PM PDT
by
ksen
To: Corin Stormhands
You should join us in the challenge.What challenge?
To: carton253
I didn't kill Sam, did I?You tried. You delivered Sam and Frodo to Shelob. And then the attack on Mount Doom where, even then, Sam spared you after you whined like a sissy boy:
'Don't kill us', he wept. 'Don't hurt us with nassty cruel steel! Let us live, yes, live a lttle longer. Lost lost! We're lost. And when Precious goes we'll die, yes, die into the dust!' He clawed up the ashes of the path with his long fleshless fingers. 'Dusst!' he hissed.
Smeagol the Pansy.
To: ksen
Polka dancing.
OK. Men of Gondor doing the polka.
What a mental image!
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