The New Hobbit Hole

[g'nad]

You point a shotgun, you don't "aim" it like a rifle...focus on the target, looking over the gun, keep the barrel swinging if you're wing shootin'...course you've heard this and I'm bein' redundant...sorry...

but I've missed easy shots too...the dogs lookin' at me...their eyes sayin', "wth?"...

[g'nad]

So, life is good then? :)

Oh yeah...and lookin' to get better...how 'bout you?...

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Besides, no whistle players came.

Didn't you bring yours? You could have jumped in! ;)

[HairOfTheDog]

I know the concept!.... I am just playing a lottery whether I hit anything. I don't have bad rifle habits because I am not a rifle shooter.

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

and lookin' to get better

No comment! :)

Doing all right here... had fun chasing down a deal on CDRW drives yesterday for the new computers we're building, then went out to a late dinner... did almost nothing constructive today, other than a little writing this afternoon. But I was happy with that, hope I can keep it going...

[g'nad]

I reeked so bad of cigarette smoke that I came home and scrubbed from head to toe.

Ugh....I hate that...I hate goin' out cuzza that...the only good thing about kalifornia, is the no smoking in restaurants bars, and clubs...glad the music was good...

[HairOfTheDog]

It ain't a bar if it ain't smoky. Lets not start using California as a model for anything!

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Evening, folks!

Hair, do you intend to complain to the Admin Moderator about some of those nasty keywords on the thread? (See 22706 & #22735).

[HairOfTheDog]

You think I should? Have we been victimized long enough by "Midget Porn"?

[HairOfTheDog]

hehehehe - We could just start a new thread, you know....

here we go again, trying to get hobbits to be adventurous!

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Yes I do. Some of them are funny, but I think some of them are rather abusive. You are the original poster, so it is up to you.

[HairOfTheDog]

Which ones do you want gone? - Some of them are kinda funny.... Or should I just ask for a clean sweep?

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

We could just start a new thread, you know...

I do not like to run away from creeps. As Gandalf said 'You shall NOT PASS!' Expunge them!

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

The ones I think are a bit abusive are the ones with sexual or drug references, or which are just insulting: ELVISH FOOT FETISH; ENDLESS CHIT CHAT; FRODO DIGS PIPE WEED; HOBBIT SCHMOBBIT; MIDGET PORN; ORC LUST; TOKING;

LORENA HOBBIT is funny, but might put off a lot of folks who would otherwise like this thread.

[2Jedismom]

Yes, I brought mine...all five of them. But they play very very well and I play very very slow!

We sat and drank coffee (which the bar had to make special) and looked very out of place. But a few of the players recognized us and a couple of the others looked delighted that we were obviously there just to see them.

A young lady played the guitar and sang "Black is the Color" and it was absolutely gorgeous.

Black is the color of my true love's hair
His face so soft and wondrous fair
The purest eyes and the strongest hands
I love the ground on where he stands
I love the ground on where he stands

Black is the color of my true love's hair
Of my true love's hair
Of my true love's hair

Oh I love my lover and where he goes
yes, I love the ground on where he goes
And still I hope that the time will come
when he and I will be as one
when he and I will be as one

So black is the color of my true love's hair
Black is the color of my true love's hair
Black is the color of my true love's hair

[HairOfTheDog]

hahahaha - See, I like endless chit-chat, and I think OT put in Elvish foot fetish don't you?

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Hey, now, wait a minute...

ELVISH FOOT FETISH

With all the pictures of pointy shoes that get posted, can we really deny that one?

ENDLESS CHIT CHAT

I thought that was the perfect description of this thread?

FRODO DIGS PIPE WEED

Well, he does, or rather, did... I forget, was Old Toby or Southfarthing Leaf his favorite?

ORC LUST

Well, Hair kept talking about how cute that Orc was... but maybe we should forget that one...

TOKING

Oh, I misread that one, I thought it said "Tolkiening", which would have been a funny pun... as it is, I guess that one can go...

LORENA HOBBIT

See, that's one I don't like!

[g'nad]

I had a good friend, Bruce...he was a great shot with an old, cheap Mossberg...and I mean good ...when we got comissioned and finally had money, he spent $2,000 on a new Citori...long story short, he couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with it... his dog, Bonnie, was goin, into depression...he had "experts" tell him the gun fit him perfectly...he wuz losin' his mind...he finally picked up his old Mossberg, and limited out...he sold the Citori...

[HairOfTheDog]

OK so Midget porn, Lorena Hobbit (thought that was a little cute), and Toking go, eh?

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

Black is the color of my true love's hair

Lovely song, a reference in Google.com says '"Black is the Color of my True Love's Hair" is a Celtic love song, which originated in the British Isles.' The version now most familiar was composed in the 1950's. I have sung it in high school chorus. Another one for the Entmoot, I would think.