The New Hobbit Hole

[Overtaxed]

Dorcas, I believe. The one who was stuck with Benjamin because she's so tall. "Stuck" because she's a dancer and he wasn't so they were pretty much put in the background.

[g'nad]

The oldest brother decides to go into town and get him a wife to clean up after them and cook

You wanna find wimmen to cook and clean, you don't go into town...you need countrified wimmen...strong, hard, and easy on the eye...that's what I did...Mrs. g'nad will tell you that she tried to domesticate me...but that's been pretty much a failure...

[RosieCotton]

Just checked on IMDB - yes, Dorcas (Julie Newmar). The girl in my picture.

[RosieCotton]

strong, hard, and easy on the eye...

Believe me, Millie fit that description! Only thing is, he didn't give her the job description afore taking her home. She was NOT pleased.

[Overtaxed]

you need countrified wimmen...strong, hard, and easy on the eye...

Bless yore beautiful hide
Wherever you may be
We ain't met yet but I'm a'willin' to bet
You're the gal for me

Bless yore beautiful hide
You're just as good as lost
I don't know your name but I'm a'stakin' my claim
Lest yore eyes is crossed

Oh, I'd swap my gun 'n' I'd swap my mule
Though whoever took it would be one big fool
Or pay yore way through cookin' school
If'n you would say "I do"

Bless yore beautiful hide
Prepare to bend yore knee
And take that vow 'cause I'm a'telling you now
You're the gal for me

Pretty and trim but kinda slim
Heavenly eyes, but oh that size
She's gotta be right, to be the bride for me
Bless yore beautiful hide
Wherever you may be

Pretty and trim but not too slim
Heavenly eyes, and just the right size
Simple and sweet - and sassy as can be
Bless her beautiful hide
Yes, she's the girl for me

[Corin Stormhands]

weren't you then one that started all the talkin' 'bout wimmen and beer?...

All I did was post a picture of "tropical storm" Dolly...(so it's OT's fault)

[Corin Stormhands]

"Seven Brides for Seven Brothers" - it's a fun old musical.

Whew! Good thing we missed that one g'nad. Start namin' show tunes and stuff and they'll start calling you an elf...

(besides I haven't seen that movie in, what? 30 years?...ouch!)

[Corin Stormhands]

Nice voice, doesn't dance, makes a big mess.

I haven't trusted him since he put the moves on Miss Elly.

[Overtaxed]

The cad!

[Corin Stormhands]

Julie Newmar

To Wong Foo?

[RosieCotton]

To Wong Foo?

Wha?

[Overtaxed]

What does Julie Newmar have to do with drag queens anyway?

[Corin Stormhands]

Wha?

To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything. Julie Newmar

The Patrick Swayze/Wesley Snipes in drag movie. I refuse to post pictures...

[Corin Stormhands]

I didn't see the movie. Maybe the "boys" had a Streisand/Garland type admiration society?

I dunno and I don't wanna know...

[RosieCotton]

The Patrick Swayze/Wesley Snipes in drag movie

OK...

Guess that explains why it didn't ring a bell for me...NOT exactly something I would be interested in! ;-)

[Corin Stormhands]

Friday grumbles...

Some pimply faced orc that works in electronics at Walmart took the FOTR display my wife had her name on...

And I just got my retirement plan statement. So much for retiring at 55. Right now I need to stay in the system until I'm 65 just to bring home half of what I'm bringing home now...

[g'nad]

The Patrick Swayze/Wesley Snipes in drag movie

I didn't see it either Rosie...but I'm sure ol' Pat was perfectly comfortable in drag...

[g'nad]

And I just got my retirement plan statement

What a drag, bro...can yuh figure out how to do more with less?...

[Overtaxed]

So much for retiring at 55.

Welcome to the club...I haven't looked at a retirement statement for over a year now...they're just piling up!

[ksen]

That's what we do for fun too, after we go out to dinner.

That's what we do too. We go out to eat and then stop in at Barnes & Noble to browse and have a coffee.