Philly Footballers Find Out the Rules Are Different in Florida

Hot Air ^ | 10 Dec, 2025 | Beege Welborn

[Organic Panic]

“Coach Raekwon Burns”

Wait a minute. Coach Raekwon said he went to wake the boys up to ‘pray’ but the boys weren’t there. What time did the little precious angels not doing nuthin sneak out and get arrested. I have a feeling Coach Raekwon may have put in a ‘door dash’ shopping list with the angels.

[Steven Scharf]

There is no one named Raekwon Bynes on their website.

https://www.thoroughbrednation.com/

[Buffalo Bob]

"Ghetto Hoop stars, signing autographs and humping the honeys!"

[T-Bird45]

The team name of United Thoroughbreds just cracks me up. Any body who knows about thoroughbred horse breeding knows that the sire/stud must be named on the certificate. I have my doubts about any of that crew having the first idea who was the sperm donor for their conception.

[17th Miss Regt]

They aged out of the league, so they will all be promoted to sixth grade.

[Bernard]

So we have gone from "Knute Rockne, All American" to "Raekwon Bynes, Head Facilitator"

And why the heck are there nation-wide tournaments for 14-15 year-olds playing football? I wonder how that is financed.

[Reily]

What you want them to learn to read and do arithmetic?

[Mean Daddy]

The night of my son’s high school graduation, couple of his friends stole some golf carts and did $40k worth of damage on a golf course greens. One kid had his football scholarship revoked. I remember my son ask me what would I have done if he had been involved & I told him he’s be scrubbing toilets at the golf course until his debt was paid off.