Kwanzaa Finally Revealed To Be Elaborate Prank On White People

The Bee ^ | December 10, 2025 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

I told you so!

[struggle]

My college professor at Cal State, Ron Karenga, invented it.

[Fzob]

Even though this is supposed to be satire - I’m not convinced it is

[Disambiguator]

Like the meme said, Kwanzaa is only celebrated by young White women who are schoolteachers.

[BobL]

Is the Bee slipping-in true stories now?

[butlerweave]

Never even noticed Kwanzaa , I usually ignore things with stupid names ,LOL

[SIDENET]

I hear it’s big in Wakanda.

[Vigilanteman]

Especially unattached liberal white women, the main celebrants of the fake holiday.

[rktman]

Yup. Ron ‘killer’ karenga. Still looking for investors to open a chain of ‘kwanzaa hutz’ in some major cities.

[V_TWIN]

I know this is satire but for anyone who doesn’t know the true story behind this so called “holiday” should research it......the story, and the criminal that thought it up are absolutely disgusting.

[Navy Patriot]

Is the Bee slipping-in true stories now?

Yes.

[Navy Patriot]

I’m Aware, and I Agree!

[cowboyusa]

Ann Coulter has a great column on it.

[Tell It Right]

I believe you.

I've seen a few black people swim. So we've been lied to about that one too. /sarc

[No name given]

I’m with you on this one.

[No name given]

True.

[fwdude]

This is satire?!

[fwdude]

Even though this is supposed to be satire - I’m not convinced it is

It won't be in a few weeks.

[spincaster]

No Sh!t!

[BobL]

Off-topic a bit, but it looks like Seversk has been liberated. I think it only took Russia a week, once they got into the city.